Secret Directioner

Kitty? Hamster?

~Niall's POV~

"Okay back to being serious." Roisin said, "Taylor's surprise. Any one have something to say about it?"

"Will there be any food?" I asked genuinely concerned.

"Of course there will Niall! It's Roisin were talking about she eats like a pig!" Harry said laughing.

"I do not!" She yelled.

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Oh shut up four nipples!"

"Why don't you make me Ms. Acronym!"

"Cheeky chap!"

"Umpa lumpa!"

"They're orange! I'm not orange I'm brown! Mr. Pop star!"

"Alright, alright we get it!" Paul said just as Harry opened his mouth to retort.

"Thank you Paul." Roisin said grinning.

"Okay so Red, no one knows right? I mean I'd hate for everyone to find out and ruin all your hardwork." Liam said.

"Absolutely, no one knows yet and the security guards I'm keeping around are going to make sure no one sneaks in if people do find out."

"Okay that's good."

"Are we going to have a place to set up?"

"Yeah I rented the whole thing out so it'll be no problem getting around until people see you."

"Perfect."

"I know! She's gonna be so excited! It's going to be the best!" Red said hopping up and down in her seat next to me.

"I hope so I mean you're going through all this for a friend I think it's sweet." I said.

"Thank you guys. You guys are the best. Thank you for bringing them Paul."

"Awee Red!" The boys and I said together.

"I think this calls for a group hug!" I yelled and the boys moved in for the kill.

~Roisin's POV~

"Guys!" I yelled for what seemed like the hundredth time, "Get off me! The group hug ended ages ago!"

"No your comfortable!" Harry said wiggling his but all over me. I reached over and pinched it.

"Did you just pinch my butt?"

"Nope."

"Than who did?"

"Niall." I said looking over at him. He glared at me.

"It wasn't me Harry it was Red!" Niall said.

"No it wasn't it was you!" Harry yelled.

"It wasnt!"

"Yes it was Niall, gezz child I saw you reach over and grab it!" I said.

With them bussy arguing I rolled out from under them fast enough to make them fall.

"Haha losers! By the way Harry, it wasn't Niall." I said as I looked down at them and then walked away.

"I told you it wasn't me!" I heard Niall yell. I laughed as I walked into one of the boys rooms.

"Wont you come in Red." Zayn said rolling his eyes. I smiled at him and he smiled back.

"Thanks." I said. "What are you doing?"

"Checking twitter."

"Ohhhhhhhhh-cool." I said. And with that I jumped on top of him.

"Ow gez Red!"

"It wasn't me!" I yelled. I was about to say something else but my phone started to ring. I jumped off of Zayn and ran into the living room.

"Guys be quiet it's Cynthia!" I yelled while reading the screen. Once the boys were quiet and the tv had been put on mute, I answered.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Red!"

"That's my name!"

"What are you doing?" Cynthia asked sweetly.

"You want to come over don't you?"

"What? Psh-no. Why would you even think that?"

"Cee, I've known you for how long now?" I asked.

"A while."

"I'm sorry how long?"

"My whole orange life!" She yelled and the boys snickered. I shot them a glare causing them to stop.

"Your my bestfriend. I know what you want, and when you want it. And right now you wanna come over and eat all my food while watching movies. Oh and Apple all the way."

"That's not eve-wait. How'd you know?"

"Again your my bestfriend, I know you."

"Okay then Ms. Sassy Pants! Ill be over in a few."

Crap.

"Go rent some movies!" I yelled.

"Okay fine."

"Alright see you in a while. Bye." And with that I hung up.

"Guys, I have to go." I said pouting.

"Awe Red! Can we come with you?" Louis asked.

"Sorry Boo she can't know till the big day, I wish you guys could."

"Awee. Will we see you again?" Niall asked.

"Of course," I smiled, "I'll text you later kay babes? Now come here and give your bestest friend a hug before I cut you!"

Immediately the boys ran over and attacked me. Okay not really, haha. They all pulled back and each gave me a hug separately.

"Bye Sissy Poo!" Zayn said.

"Robin, always a pleasure!" Liam.

"Next time lets got to Narnia?" Lou whispered in my ear before pulling away.

"Kitty, I shall see you whenever!" Harry said.

"Bye love, have a safe trip." A certain Irish cutie said.

"Bye bro!" I waved. "Batman, till we meet again." I said mock bowing.

"Louis, wouldn't miss it for the world." I said grinning.

"Hamster, ill text you never!" I winked at Harry.

"Lover safe is my middle name." I said to Niall

"Isn't it Elizabeth?" Harry asked.

"Hush up! Now I have to leave, so where's Paul?"

I heard a little grunt behind me and turned to find Paul standing there.

"Pauly D!" I yelled before throwing myself into his arms and launching myself out of them just as fast and dashing to the door.

"Kat-man out!" I yelled throwing a peace sign before slamming the door shut. I laughed as I made my way toward the elevator, surely I frightened them. Oh well, now to get home before Cynthia does.

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It's short. I know. I'm ashamed. I'm sorry. Don't hate me! I'm sorry! *le sobs* I just wish I could make it better but I cant.

And scene. Haha but I am sorry I wish I could make it longer for you guys, because without you I wouldn't have ever reached 1,100 reads on Secret Directioner! I love you guys! Months ago when I first started writing this story I would've never thought anyone would actually read this. You have no idea how much it means to me that you guys stick with me and my irregular updates. I hope you guys stick with me throughout the rest of the story! I love you Kit-Kats! :) xx

-K