Secret Directioner

One Step Closer

~Roisens POV~

They just stood there. Why aren't they saying hi? Maybe this wasn't a good idea. They probably already hate them I thought. Why would they hate them? Okay stop arguing with yourself turdmuffin.

"You know it's not polite to stare." I said while setting my laptop down on my desk so that the boys could see all three of us now.

"What is this Red? Like another little app thing to make your Directioner dream come true?" asked Jamie.

"if it was I wouldn't be showing you, and for your information they're real and they're my bestfriends."

"Well how'd you manage that?" Emily asked finally speaking up.

"Well I guess it started 2 years ago-"

"Two years ago!?" Jamie cut me off, "Why are you just telling us now?"

"Because no one but you know that she knows up personally." Zayn answered for me. I mentally thanked Zayn.

"Why doesn't anyone know?"

"Long story short I'm @SecretDirectioner and no one, and I mean NO ONE knows that."

"Well what about Taylor and Cynthia?" Em asked.

"Yeah they don't know that I know the boys either-"

"Not yet but they will soon. It's a little surprise we have for Taylor's birthday." Niall said cutting in.

"So what you saying, basically you've known One Direction for two years, no one but us knows, and your bestfriends don't know?" Em asked.

"Yeah pretty much."

"Well good luck with that, I'm going to bed."

"But it's barely 6pm."

"Well than I'm taking a nap."

"I'm cooking dinner soon."

"Oh are you making Tacos?" she asked with a smile on her face.

"Do you want Tacos?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

"Okay were having Tacos!"

"Oh my gosh boys you really need to taste her food its so GOOD!" Em and Jamie gushed.

"I want a taco!" whined Harry.

"Harry Edward Styles calm your nuggets down, I'll make you tacos when you come."

"Really?" he asked hopefully.

"No."

"B-but you just said- I want my taco!"

"Hey Haz what's that on the ceiling?" I asked pretending to look at the ceiling above their heads. "Someone wrote gullible up their!"

"What where?" he jumped up looking at it. "I dont see it!"

I was laughing so hard. Oh man I'm good, he looks like a lost puppy. I could feel my Emily and Jamie looking at me like I had suddenly grown a tail, and I heard all the boys laughing while Louis kept it going on and Harry was still looking.

"Ahhh monkey butt I can't breath!" I yelled trying to regain my breath. I stopped laughing for at least 5 seconds before setting off in another fit of laughter. "I quack myself up, quack quack quack." I thought which made me laugh harder. Oh gosh did I just snort?! Haha I'm funny. Okay fart brain calm down. Haha fart brain! Being the weird person I am I stopped laughing suddenly got up off the floor and sat down like nothing happened.

"So what did I miss?" I noticed that Emily and Jamie had left why was fine by me but they really need to learn how to close the door. "Oh my gosh!" I yelled before doing a mixture of stomping, dancing, and something like a monkey all the way toward the door where I closed it softly.