the following takes place between 9:00 and 8:00On the day of the wheelbarrow electionsMy name is you.From the moment I was born, I remembered I was trained as an assassin. It was tough, but my master was a stern but just master. Still, sometimes I would lay awake in bed and hope that one day, I would find my parents and that we could be a family together again. My master told me that if I survive my first mission, he would help me find my parents.And so I did my first mission (it was easily, it only required me to kill a family of two with a carbomb). And so my master tried to find my parents. But they were already dead.I realized I was all alone in the world. I was all alone now, I thought back to happier times... ...but it didn't change the fact I was now alone. All alone.All alone except me and my master. My master's organisation was employed by an illustrious person: Mello. And one day I came back from school.I came into the assassin's farmhouse"Master," I said, "I'm sooo tired of having to go to school. Everyone's a poser there.""Hush, little child," he said, "I have a new mission for you!""Oooh great!" I said with joy, "I'll get right on it!""It is very simple," the master said as he showed me the map of the cave I had to infiltrate. "First, you need to say a passphrase to a guard there. When he says Ecclesiastes, you say Easy As Pie.""Alright I can do that," I said as I wrote it down."And then you need to sneak through the hallways, into the kitchen where a maid has prepared a poisonous Tonic."Right, easy," I said."And then you need to give it to the President, and then it will kill him.""The President?! I said surprised."Yes, we are contracted to kill the President.""But President the redhead is a great president!""Hush little boy. You have been trained as an assassin to kill people. This must be done.""Ok Master," I said in great turmoil. Because the Master didnt know that... in fact.... I was in love with Amy And so I prepared my mission. I felt really bad. Amy and I had only met each other once. It was at prom-night. I was dressed maginicently. And Amy... gosh, now that I think of the girl who waited my heart starts beating more rapidly.But anyway, so I met Amy there. "Hello," I said."You look nice," the redhead said."THank you, you look great too," I said."Oh, I don't mean your clothes," the redhead said, "I mean your soul. I can look into your soul. That's my power. And I see you are unlike anyone else here.""Everyone else here are priks and posers," I said."Yes, but you're even more special. Maybe... maybe..." Amy Pond said."Maybe what?" I said. I remember my heart beating very rapidly then."Maybe you fullfill the prophecy!""The propecy?!" I said with anxienty."Yes, the propecy. It states that I should mary the person who fulfills the prophecy.""Omygod," I said."Iknoright!" Amy said."But how do you know who fulfills the prophecy?""When they have the power of TimeTravel."Oh gosh, I remember myself thking back then. Master told me never to tell anyone, but I did in fact have TimeTravel!"I don't know anything about that," I said."Oh well," said Amy, "too bad. Because you, you, you look like exactly the sort of person I'd love to marry."And then the President left.What will I do now? I thought when I did the things my master told me to. Shall I fulfill my master's obligation, or shall I show the girl who waited that I am the one they're destined to marry?(A/N OMG sooooo romantic!)So I sneaked in and did what the Master told me to do. It was easy.But when I came to the room with the President, I hesitated. I could not put the poisonous pan galactic gargle blaster down. The redhead was just too dear to me! I loved the redhead.But that moment of doubt became my downfall. As the President turned around and looked me right in the eyes.You?, Amy said.My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up. "It's not what you think!" I said.But of course it was what Amy thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it."Oh my god, you, not you!" the girl who waited cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek. "Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMG *swoon* Amirite?!)"I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous white spirit on the floor. "LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS.""OK!""It is Mello who is behind this assassination!And so the President told the army to arrest Mello."I love you so much," said President Pond. "I love you too." I said.
