The Omegaverse Conspiracy [South Park ABO]

Prologue: They've Turned Us Gay... Just Like the Frogs

Terrance had died a few years ago when the town was under siege from Mecha Barbra Streisand. Alphonse considered it a failure on his part as his father, letting his child die in such a careless way. Since his death, the scientist had dedicated most of his funds and expert colleagues to cloning a second Terrance, since all attempts to bring him back from the dead were unsuccessful. He found 'replacement' to be a very cruel word, as nothing would ever match up to his original son, so he planned on making some critical differences in the clone's genetic make-up.

He and his associates worked tirelessly, concocting a genetic potion of animal DNA using various different species. Monkeys, wolves, frogs, pigs, elephants, just to name a few. The results were very mixed, sometimes a theoretically sound human was formed, and other times what was born from the random attempts at life were unspeakably alien. Eventually, Dr. Mephesto had to give up on his dreams of cloning his son to have four asses like he would have wanted, he would have to settle for a genetically inferior version instead.

There were three viable subjects - the Alpha Terrance, which the doctor himself admitted to favouring, but even while unconscious in the test pod his researchers warned of unusual brainwaves, which may result in possibly dangerous behaviour. The second best was the Beta subject, which seemed normal in most aspects, but didn't have quite the same unusual potential as the others. The last was the Omega subject, which had turned out intersex, and Alphonse didn't mind that - Terrance was his son regardless of how his body presented - but the Omega brain had strange data reported from it too, different from the Alpha's brainwaves, but curious nonetheless.

As Mephesto pondered over the three bodies afloat in their individual pods, he was interrupted by the blaring of the emergency alarm, meaning there had been a breach somewhere in the lab.

"Doctor! One of the failed subjects - there's been an escape!" One of his female workers rushed up to him, terrified.

Mephesto glanced down at his adoptive son Kevin in concern. All three of them hurried to the failed experiments wing, and when they arrived, all of them gaped at the empty test pod in shock.

"What should we do Dr. Mephesto?" the woman asked, trying to catch her breath.

The scientist shook his head wearily, cursing his bad luck. He had been so close to completing the next stage of his cloning experiment, but he was left with no choice.

"Initiate emergency shutdown of the lab. We cannot let that subject leave this vicinity alive."

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"Ugh, gross, dude! I think I'm gonna be sick..." Stan whined as his redheaded lab partner made the first incision in the frog's soft abdomen.

"Chill out, it's not even you that has to do it! Asswipe... Ugh," Kyle spat back haughtily, breathing through his mouth slowly to quell his own queasiness.

It was a normal school day for everyone so far, no fairy-tale creatures appearing, no chemical warfare inflicted on the town, no natural disasters. Everything was the same as it usually was. Kyle gingerly carried out their teacher's instructions as Stan retched pitifully next to him, eyes screwed shut. The Jewish boy didn't enjoy the gruesome task anymore than his partner did, but he was forced to do everything thanks to Stan's, as Cartman had put it, 'stupid, hippie, pussy bullshit'.

"Now children don't fuck this next part up, what I want you all to do is -" Mr. Garrison stopped as his eyes fell upon the window, stunned by something outside. Everyone turned when they saw his reaction, some abandoning their frogs in favour of finding a spot with better vantage.

"Dude, are those trucks?" Stan asked, one eye peeking open.

Before he could get an answer, an army uniformed man burst through their classroom door. What happened next was a blur, but several other soldiers filed into the room, escorting everyone out.

"Guess I won't be needing this anymore," Cartman said nonchalantly, as he yanked Stan back by his collar, shoving the disembowelled frog corpse down the other's back.

Stan's girlish scream alerted the soldiers nearby, who held their group back and gave them a stern verbal warning, even as Kyle had to hold the other boy up by his arms after fishing out the poor, mistreated dead animal. He made a note to smash Cartman's nose to pieces once whatever caused this government ordered lockdown was over. 

-

"Dr Mephesto, we got him."

Alphonse didn't turn around when he was told, just continued to stare pensively out of the large window of his office.

"Um... we couldn't bring him in alive like you asked, sir. The subject was extremely violent. Lethal force was necessary." She continued, hoping her clarification would make him dignify her with a response.

Mephesto sighed as he moved to sit in his office chair, unsurprised by the news, but still feeling it weigh on his conscience. He had failed again.

"Where was he found?" He asked, dreading the answer.

"The water plant, sir. Just on the edge of town."

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Author's Note:

I'm sorry for seems like a totally unrelated video and title but I could not stop thinking about it when writing this story, I hope it makes you all laugh.

Also, for those of you that are interested in the science side, first of all I'm sorry, I'm a complete science dunce. I was inspired by Jurassic Park because apparently frogs can change sex in some circumstances, which I found really interesting!

And this is a little TMI, but for clarification Omega males and Alpha females will be 'intersex' and I use that term very loosely. They will be able to get pregnant and impregnate people thanks to that, which I know is impossible but this is fanfiction and I make the evil, slutty rules. 8-) 

I hope one day this will be known as the 'Alex Jones South Park Omegaverse Fic'. See you all again soon.