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Chapter 7: The Hit-man's Body Guard

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The Hitman's Bodyguard Trailer

While the guests were calming down from the emotional rollercoaster that was the previous universe we see Soul in the back searching for another Universe while mumbling to himself

Soul: *mumbling* Stupid spider overlord and its stupid trigger fingers or legs or whatever making a mess at my world were I have to pay the fu**ing bill for repairs does he know how much it cost of course not he's just a stupid spider with guns and Dead Pool knows that I have arachnophobia and he still did this ese hijo de p**a me la va a pagar por hacerme hacer todo el pinche trabajo- and more profanities in Spanish were heard and Natasha heard him

Natasha: Todo bien alma?(everything alright Soul?)

Soul: Huh?*looks at Natasha* Oh right super spy, you know every language *sigh* Yeah im fine its just... the amount of cost for repairs and such are a pain thanks to SOMEONE!-he said as he looked at Dead Pool-

Dead Pool was giggling like an idiot

Dead Pool: HEY IM NOT AN IDIOT!!!

Soul: *flips him off*

My story my words boi

Dead Pool: OH *beep* You... REALLY!? YOU BLEEPED MY SWEAR YOU *beep* *beep* *beep*

Everyone in the room were confused as they were wonder who that Dead Pool guy is talking to

Soul: Ok enough about that lets start the next one!-he declared as he started the next one while he muted Dead Pool and chained him in the back out off spite- fare warning this universe has a lot of swearing- he said as he casted a spell on the little kids in the room were when they hear a swear word the only hear a funny sound effect- I made sure that the kids in the room cant hear a swear word

The trailer began by showing Sam Wilson in formal attire as he stood in a clean house, he stood in front of a painting as it shifted to reveal various weapons.

"I'm a triple A rated, executive, protection agent." Sam explained as he took a pistol and holstered it then the camera switched to show him pressing a button in a car as a car was soon shown and Sam looked towards its direction.

Steve:Impressive Sam-he said as he patted his friends back

Nick:Triple A is no easy feat.- he added as he was also slightly impressed.

Sam: So im a spy like her? *he pointed at Natasha*

Natasha: Not even close sweetie- she said as she patted his head

IN A DANGEROUS WORLD

"And you're the most wanted hitman in the world." Sam continued as a helicopter was shown flying over London then a person with a sniper was shown.

An explosion was shown on a bridge.

EVERYONE NEEDS A BODYGUARD

MJ: Wait, you're a bodyguard for a hitman?

Laura: That sounds...-she articulated.

Clint: Ridiculous- he finished

"My job is to keep you out of harm's way." Sam explained.

Sam was shown taking off a pair of sunglasses as he pressed a but to an elevator. Sam punched a man and kicked him in the gut, he was shown on the ground as the elevator doors closed on his head.

Some cringed from the pain the man must've experienced.

Peggy: Poor mister.-she said.

Bucky was shown looking at Sam with a raised eyebrow then he burst out in laughter at what Sam just said while Sam looked frankly offended. Bucky continued to laugh as Sam finally had enough and punched him directly on the nose.