*cant belive im working at such a place.. just for some mora..* Zhongli thought as he sat in his chair in a tiny colorful encolsed space in a local mall. The endless line of children.. the never ending photos.. quite embarrassed was he, he prayed nobody from liyue would catch him like this. His ridiculously sexy santa outfit. Nothing out of the ordinary. Your basic santa costume. But to some orange haired queers, it would make him look like a sexy beast.
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The children continued to come. Sitring down on his lap like jonas would to giver. All asking for some stupid toys zhongli knew they would never get because hes poor as foock. *stupid bitch ask for something better* he rolled his eyes at joel who was sitting in his lap. "I WANT MY DAD BACK " Joel screamed and hit zhonglis left nut with force. "OW BITCH" zhongli screamed and joel ran out.
Zhongli adjusted his thick beard and waited for the next person in line. *Ara ara~~* he smirked at the tall ornage haird man walking up to him. *God who is that?* zhongli wonderd. His old man eyes adjusted and saw that it was childe. He immediately regreted his thought.*SHIT THATS CHILDE??* Zhongli thought adjusting his posture.
"Hey is it okay if I sit in your lap haha!!?" Childe asked scratching his dry orange hair. *Doesnt he reconize me??* Zhongli wonderd. But didnt mind to tell him who he was because he wanted to laugh at him after he said what he wanted for Christmas. Childe adjusted his seating position ontop of zhongli. ( he lie on his back with his feet up). "Hoe hoe hoe! So what would you like for Christmas??!" Zhongli asked in his regular voice trying to sound passionate for his job. "I- .." childe went up close to zhonglis ear and begane to whisper "Dont tell anyone this please.. ok.." childe said sounding a bit nervous.
"Haah .." zhongli laughed "Santa always keeps his secrets" zhongli whispered back. *oh .. did that seem too sexual..?* Zhongli thought as childe was making a reply. "Okk.." "Alright.."
Childe distanced himself from zhonglis ear and began to talk normally now.
"So.. uhm.. theres this guy i like .." childe managed to stutter out.
"Alright.." zhongli became flustered at his words.
"I dont know if i should say his name but, hes very old, uhh.." "Yes?"
"He talks about wine a lot" (insert child laughing noises)
"Y-es?" Zhongli begane to sweat.
"And he like contracts.."
"YyyyesssS__??" Zhongli sweated even more.
"And he summons huge rocks. Aha.~"
"Wwwow.. ssseemms like a vvery nnice man.." zhongli sweating as he knew it was him
"I..i love him. " childe said looking into what he thought were santas eyes. "Haha.. wwell.. why not confess your true feeling.s?"zhongli stared at him.
"I cant.." childe looked away.
"Im leaving tomorrow to go to signoras funeral soon. Ill be there for a few months honoring her legacy..i wont be able to see him because his boomer ass doesnt have a fuckinf phone so I cant call him to tell him-"
"Well.. dont worry.. Ill make sure you see zhongli before you leave ahha" zhongli couldnt contain his embarrassment for not having a phone yet.
With that childe lept off his lap and left. "Thank you Santa, you better keep your promise ok?" Childe waved back and walked away.
Zhongli felt his face burn up and tears forming. but he must continue his job. *Smh another kid.* Zhongli thought. But now his job was more depressing. He kept thinking about his life. It felt so sad. Seeing childe leave before his eyes knowing he would have to bear knowing he wojld be gone for the next few months.. and knowing thag childe was in love with him. *i cannot let you escape my love.* Zhonglis tears started falling out(not as fast as givers nut sack but sone tears*
"Santa?" The childe in his lap said
"This is my Christmas wish bitch" zhongli stood out of his chair and ran. Leaving the child on the ground, all the children in line behind, his manager screaming at him to go back. *pls dont be gone pls dont be gone* Zhongli ran across the mall, past all the wine stores, glancing and every orange haired man he saw
Until he saw someone , this time his old man eyes were working probably.
"CHILDE"
he screamed. Suddenly the crowed went off to tje side and what was left had ben childe and zhongli starinf directly at eachother. "ZHONGLI??!" Childe laughing at his santa cosplay. Zhongli ripped off his stupid sweaty beard and ran up to him.
"Look at me" zhongli said grabbing childe face. Making childe drop all his black friday shopping bags and force him to focus on zhonglis old looking face. "I love you bb gorl" zhongli finally let out. "Girl same" childe kissed zhonglis chapped lips. "Zhongli... " childe said breaking the 5 second kiss. "You were santa.." childe suddenly turned away and covered his red period blood red face. "Yes.. haha..cute confession bb;)"zhongli complimented like a #baddie Childe tunred back around with his face still red. "I still must go to signoras funeral zhongli.." childe said with a frown. "Dw i forced that bitch joel to buy me a ticket to her funeral" "Great!! .. let drink osmanthus wine toghether zhongli.." childe smiled .
(** means characters thoughts) all copy and pasted from discord 😍
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