look out Konoha here comes Amazing SpiderNinja

Uzumaki Naruto was sulking. Why? Because he had just taken the Academy Exam, but failed the final test, when he tried to do a Bunshin... It sucked! The ten-year old Naruto had taken one of the man hidden exits out of Konoha into the forest surrounding the village.

He was strong, he was stealthy, maybe not too skilled, but he was great at stealth and traps! Not to mention that he had mechanical skills! It had to count for something, didn't it?

"Stupid Iruka-sensei!" Naruto yelled angrily as he kicked a tree, showing off his above average strength when the tree shook from the kick. Now that was how a ninja kicked! So why couldn't Iruka-sensei pass him? Just because he failed one jutsu? It was... It was... Utter bullshit is what it was! Naruto gave another angry yell and kicked the tree again.

Unseen by Naruto, a small, blue-and-red spider fell out of the tree and landed on his shoulder. It slowly crept down the child's arm as said child stalked angrily through the forest. When it reached the boy's exposed skin on his arm, Naruto looked down, just in time for the spider to bite him.

Naruto cried out in pain and brought his hand down on the spider, crushing it.

"Stupid spider!" Naruto yelled out in anger and pain as he wiped the remains of the spider off on his pants, scoffing. Nothing seemed to go his way today! "This is nasty..." he muttered, seeing the gooey remains on his pant leg.

Deciding enough things had gone bad today, Naruto didn't want anything else to happen, so he headed back home. Once he got back to his piece of crap apartment, he headed straight to bed, falling asleep almost instantly. He felt really tired, for some reason.

His dreams were haunted by terrifying images of spiders, big ones, small ones, hairy ones, bald ones, all of them baring their fangs at him. In his dream, one of the spiders bit him, and Naruto's eyes snapped open.

He didn't know what happened. One second, he was in bed. The next, he was stuck to the ceiling on all fours, wide-eyed. Below him stood none other than the Sandaime Hokage, who was staring up at him with equally wide eyes.

"Naruto-kun..." the Sandaime said, his pipe falling from his mouth to the floor, his hand in the same position it had been, hovering above the spot where Naruto had lain a few seconds earlier. "Where did you learn that chakra ability?"

Naruto blinked, then looked at his hands, which seemed stuck to the ceiling, then back down at the Sandaime.

"Chakra ability?"

"Aren't you using chakra to stick to the ceiling?" the Sandaime asked, and Naruto shook his head.

"No, I- AH!" Whatever was keeping Naruto stuck to the ceiling suddenly let go, and Naruto fell. Surprisingly, however, he spun almost automatically in the air and landed in the same position on all fours on the bed. "This... This is weird..."

"I'll say..." the Sandaime muttered. "Naruto, what happened to you?"

"I-I don't know, Jiji," Naruto said, sitting down wide-eyed on the bed, the covers sticking to his hands. "I wasn't like this when I went to bed!"

Suddenly, Naruto lashed out at the Sandaime, but to their great surprise, his hand stopped in front of the Sandaime's face, holding a fly between two fingers. The Sandaime stared down his nose at the fly, then looked to Naruto.

"Naruto-kun... Could you do that yesterday?"

With a jerk, Naruto let the fly go, and stared fearfully at the Sandaime.

"No, Jiji!"

"Come on, Naruto-kun," the Sandaime said as he helped Naruto get the covers off his hands. "Let's go to my office, and we'll go through everything you did yesterday."