sunday, 2:22 p.m. (everyone is in this group.)
lesbian.protector.rei: wazzuh
saikik: Wazzuh ✨🥳😄😭😭j
lesbian.protector.rei: saiki...?
saikik: Yesh 😋😋😜😜😝😏😏🤭🤭🤗🤗🌚🌚
lesbian.protector.rei: WHAT. are you. ok?
saikik: YES heheheheheh whyy wouldnt i... be?!1 🌞🌞🌸🌸🥀🌺🚜
rightarmstruth: hey everyone!
saikik: Ahi 🌸🌸🤗 want to get ✨✨🌺💋 roman? ✨✨🌸
rightarmstruth: oh, how did you get into saiki's account?
lesbian.protector.rei: WHAT?? WHO IS IT
rightarmstruth: who would say "want to get roman?"
lesbian.protector.rei: WHAT NENDOU OF ALL PEOPLE HACKED SAIKI?????
saikik: all the people didn't hack saggy! 💋☹️☹️☹️☹️😭 L I L, SAGGY
saikik: SAaaiki* SAIKI, !! i did a prank! i took her phone! 😜😜🤭😂😂🤣
lesbian.protector.rei: YOU TOOK A GIRLS PHONE????
rightarmstruth: are you even paying attention to the conversation? he's talking about saiki. and why are you giving pronouns a gender? boys can go by she/her and girls can go by he/him! saiki doesn't care what you call him. don't assume that just because he said "she", he was talking about a woman. don't assume pronouns in general. (reader, this is satire i promise)
lesbian.protector.rei: yeah? okay what are your pronouns, kaidou?
rightarmstruth: oh
*kaidou is having a crisis*
rightarmstruth: shut up we're not even talking about pronouns stop trying to change the subject
lesbian.protector.rei: okay what were we talking about?
saikik: me!
lesbian.protector.rei: right, WHAT GTEH HEAL WHOW DID YOU GET INTO SAIKIS ABCCOUNT 😦😦😦😯😨🥶🤯
saikik: i was boRED so i Guessed their PASSOWRD 🤩🤩🤩🤩,@,, !! it's 292722#)2;##(2'82(#7-(JSNSZIJちぬ？？ぬjちsjwnwosk282ocoffeejelly !!
lesbian.protector.rei: whats saiki's password????? tell us again!! 😁
saikik: 292722#)2;##(2'82(#7-(JSNSZIJちぬ？？ぬjちsjwnwosk282ocoffeejelly is his pass!! 🙂
lesbian.protector.rei: oh.
lesbian.protector.rei: whAT
lesbian.protector.rei: YOU GUESSED THAT???????
saikik: Yeap! 😌😌😌😆😅 now I need to tell Saiki what i did!!!
lesbian.protector.rei: HOW DID YOU GUESS IT???
lesbian.protector.rei: ARE YOU A SUPERHUMAN NENDOU???
lesbian.protector.rei: BUT DIDN'T SAIKI GET A NOTIFICATION THAT HIS ACCOUNT WAS SIGNED INTO FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE OR ANYTHING???
lesbian.protector.rei: oh, i remember this one time, someone from russia try to get into my instagram account.
lesbian.protector.rei: ah, he probably had his notifications off.
lesbian.protector.rei: BUT NENDOU????
lesbian.protector.rei: but... wait-
lesbian.protector.rei: U JUST GAVE ME HIS PASSWORD
lesbian.protector.rei: HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS NOW I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT CLEARING MY SEARCH HISTORY!! I CAN JUST USE SAIKI'S ACCOUNT TO-
*ramensocks is typing*
lesbian.protector.rei: oh nendou you got your account back? did you tell saiki?
ramensocks: yareyare
lesbian.protector.rei: SAIKI?? DID YOU KILL NENDOU AND TAKE HIS PHONE?????
ramensocks: KIDDING! IT"S ME!! NEDOU! 😜😜 now i ahve pranked KUSUO AND AIYURA!!!
lesbian.protector.rei: did you just call me aiur
lesbian.protector.rei: what. did. you. say.
saikik: nendou might've guessed my password but none of you could even try. he won't do it again. bye.
lesbian.protector.rei: i hate you all
rightarmstruth: i'm back! what'd i miss?
ramensocks: wnna get om 🍜 🥺✨🥳DAMEN 🌸🦋💓💀🧚♀️
lesbian.protector.rei: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
lesbian.protector.rei: kaidou what were ur pronouns?
rightarmstruth: UHHHHHHHH
rightarmstruth: SOrry reita,, ! me and nintendo were jus going out to get ramen! bye!
lesbian.protector.rei: don't be shy girl go bananza 🎲
lesbian.protector.rei: shake ur body like a belly dancer
ramensocks: oh sorry kado i already got all the ramens! 😢😢🥺🥺😫😖😣😞
rightarmstruth: WDYM ITS. EBEN LIKE 15 SECONDS
ramensocks: i'm full! bye! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!
HumorEVERYTHING IS SATIRE. I PROMISE.
