saturday, 6:55 a.m. (this is a chat with everyone in 11th grade at PK academy)
chic.chiyo: hi guys!! <33 anyone want to go the the arcade today?? we could play games, eat savoury food, go to a pop culture store thingy...? ☺️🪄💞
moneyman: no pleb
chic.chiyo: well, i didn't think you would be interested anyway... 😔
moneyman: aww if only there was someone out there who loved you
*chic.chiyo left the chat*
kokomixx: oh no! poor yumehara... someone add her back! 🥺
lesbian.protector.rei: YES MOMMY ANYTHING FOR U 😍😍😍😍
*lesbian.protector.rei added chic.chiyo to the chat*
randomguy1: FUCK YOU TORITSUKA
lesbian.protector.rei: sorry i don't fuck guys
randomguy2: teruhashi are you okay?? 😔😔😔🥺🥺
randomguy3: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
lesbian.protector.rei: AAAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAH
randomguy3: I WAS SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW TERUHASHI'S ORDERS
lesbian.protector.rei: LOSER LMFAOOOO
randomguy3: WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY
kokomixx: oh, chiyo! are you alright?
chic.chiyo: why did you add me back
chic.chiyo: nobody really cares
chic.chiyo: i hate this so much
*chic.chiyo left the chat*
*lesbian.protector.rei added chic.chiyo to the chat*
kokomixx: toritsuka, if she doesn't want to be here then let her go, okay? 🙂
lesbian.protector.rei: OMG /lh
*lesbian.protector.rei removed chic.chiyo from the chat*
lesbian.protector.rei: TERUHASHI I AM SO SORRY,,!,2,2'aksksmskwms
lesbian.protector.rei: PLEASE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU 😔😔🥺🥺🥺😈🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
randomguy4: EW DON'T HARRASS PEOPLE BASTARD
randomguy5: teruhashi's sweet, she'll forgive you!! right, teruhashi? 💞💞💞
lesbian.protector.rei: aahhh YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.
randomguy1: WHO CARS LETS JUST REMOVE TORITUSKA FROM THE CHAT
lesbian.protector.rei: BOI WHY AFE YOU HOLDING A GRUDGE PLEASE ITS NOT MY FAULT SHE LOVES ME
randomguy1: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?? HAH, YOU WISH
randomguy2: guys let's stop foghting!! teruhashi wouldn't like this 🥺🥺💞☺️✨
randomguy1: OKAY SOKAH SHHH JSUT WAIT FOR HER TO TALK
meanwhile, 6:59 - 7:07 a.m. (chiyo and kokomi's direct messages)
kokomixx: chiyo, are you alright? forget saiko! forget everyone!
chic.chiyo: why am i so dramatic?? i know i shouldn't have left the group because of that, but it hurts so bad
chic.chiyo: nobody loves me, nobody ever will... especially if there's another pretty girl. the perfect girl. perfect, pretty girl!
kokomixx: chiyo, are you talking about me?
chic.chiyo: no i'm talking about nendou
kokomixx: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kokomixx: sorry anyway
chic.chiyo: bruh
kokomixx: this is why no one loves you
kokomixx: NO I'M SORRY SHOOT WRONG WORDS I WASNT SERIOUS I SWEAR
chic.chiyo: jesus christ kokomi 💀
chic.chiyo: anyway! atleast i have a few friends! no lovers hahaha, maybe when i leave school? i'll probably die before then, i don't see myself getting married.. or graduating. hm.
kokomixx: okay look, i can assure you that i'll be with you after we leave school. i really do care about you chiyo, aiura and mera do too! YOU. ARE. MEANT. TO. BE. WITH. SOMEONE. that someone doesn't have to be from school, right? forget people if they fail to see the goddess that is chiyo yumehara!!!
chic.chiyo: AWWW KOKOMI, THANK YOU SO MUCH, that's so sweet ashwisjsisjsikssjjjwjjnw <3333
chic.chiyo: oh, about the arcade thing..
kokomixx: you were hoping kaidou would say something?
kokomixx: it's a little early so he might not be up yet, but i'm rooting for you chiyo <3
chic.chiyo: ily <3
back in the giant group chat, 7:00 a.m.
randomguy1: OKAY SOKAH SHHH JSUT WAIT FOR HER TO TALK
moneyman: is this my doing? hah, so sensitive.
lesbian.protector.rei: GET OFF, GET OUT, I SAW SOMEONE TYPING I THOUGHT IT WAS TERUHASHI YOU FOOL
moneyman: me, a fool? i think you mean cool. hah, at least i could afford glasses if i needed to. idiot. learn to read.
oraclegirlboss: LMFAOOO YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE
oraclegirlboss: saiko, nobody fcking loves you and this is literally why, YOU SUCK HOE HAAAHAAHAHAHAAAA
moneyman: i suck what? disgusting.
oraclegirlboss: look y'all, teruhashi's typing
lesbian.protector.rei: SHE IS?????
randomguy7: WHERE????
randomguy2: OOOH OMAY EVEVERYONE SHHH
randomguy4: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ANYTHING FOR YOU KOKO
randomguy8: OH MY GOSH WHAT IF SHE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT ALL OF YOUR TEXTS ARE MAKING HER DEVICE LAG AND GLITCH
randomguy4: OH NO I DIDNT THINK OF THAT OKAY
lesbian.protector.rei: NOBODY SAY ANYTHING UNTIL TERUHASHI DOES.
25 seconds later, 7:03 a.m.
oraclegirlboss: BYE I WAS KIDDING Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS ILY
randomguy4: 😍😍💞💞fuck off ✨✨🥳
randomguy10: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
randomguy7: wooooowwwww.
randomguy5: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
lesbian.protector.rei: OH YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE FAIRY COMMENTS ON TIKTOK LIKE
kokomixx: so sorry for the wait everyone! i was helping a friend out! ✨
lesbian.protector.rei: 💞✨🥺your boobs look so heavy! 🥺✨💞 🧚♀️💫🦋🌸i hope they make you unable to move so you disintegrate into the ground 🦋🌸🧚♀️💫
randomguy6: TORITSUKA
randomguy9: BOOOOO
randomguy5: OH MY GOD TERUHASHI I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT
randomguy8: WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE
lesbian.protector.rei: NOOOOWNAOAJWOANAONONNNNOOOO PLEASE
lesbian.protector.rei: I JUST SAID IT- WRONG TIMING IT WASNT DIREXTED TOWARD ANYONE OMG KOKOMI 😕😕😕</333
randomguy1: you're a disgrace.
randomguy2: very minor character 9, remove toritsuka from the group chat
randomguy3: TORITSUKA SLANDER
randomguy9: YES SIR !!
*randomguy9 removed lesbian.protector.rei from the chat*
kokomixx: hey you guys, let's not remove any more people, okay? what did toritsuka even do? 😇😇🙂☺️
randomguy10: ANYTHING FOR U MAMAS
*randomguy10 added lesbian.protector.rei to the chat*
lesbian.protector.rei: She really does love me 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🥰🥰😝😝😜🤪baby wanna go to KFC 🥴🥴😮💨
kokomixx: i'm so sorry, but i have plans! 🥺🥺
randomguy6: LMFAOOOO YOU JUST GOT REJECETED
randomguy3: but she didn't deny loving him... 😨😨😨😨
kokomixx: love? toritsuka? no, i don't, sorry! 😚
lesbian.protector.rei: WHY NO WHYYYYYYYYY
randomguy8: she lied about having plans to you LOLOLOLOLOLOL BYE
randomguy10: DO NOT ACCUSE TERUHASHI OF LYING
randomguy8: RIGHT RIGHT SORry NOOOO TEUHASHI 😞😞🥺🥺🥺
randomguy6: *TERUHASHI. ,, !😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
*getupandgetout added chic.chiyo to the chat*
getupandgetout: NOW THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, A MESSAGE FROM CLASS 2-3'S REPRESENTATIVE!!
getupandgetout: I JUST CAME BACK FROM MY 2 HOUR MORNING WARM-UP JOG SESSION, AND I FEEL GREAT!! YOU GUYS CAN TRY OUT TOO, START SMALL, BUT DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND GROW THE TIME EVERYDAY! ADD 10 MINUTES TO YOUR JOG! IT'S BEST TO DO MORNING RUNS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, DRINK A LOT OF WATER THEN EAT ATLEAST 30 MINUTES AFTER YOU'RE DONE!! START NOW, YOU CAN DO IT!!! - KINESHI HAIRO!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
randomguy5: no
takahashi??!: HEY DON'T TALK TO HAIRO LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomguy5: NO ONE'S GOING TO LISTEN TO HIM ANYWAY LMFAO WHATS THE POINT
randomguy8: LOOOO SORY HAIRO BUT YOU NEED TO STOP WASTING UR TIME ON US
randomguy10: we're all sloths /pos, go bother your own class
kokomixx: thank you so much for the advice, hairo! i'll try it out~ <3
randomguy5: ME TOO HAIRO THANKS BUDDY!! YOU ROCK!! 😘😄😄
randomguy8: TELL US MORE HAIRO, WE COULD DO ALL THE EXERCISES IN THE WORLD!!!
randomguy10: LMAO IMAGINE BEING A SLOTH TAKAHSHI IS SUCH A SLUTH OLLOLOLOL
takahashi??!: WHAT
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saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!
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