toritsuka likes purple haired chicks

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by hehexxdd

monday, 8:05 p.m. (kaidou, kuboyasu, toritsuka, nendou and saiki's group chat)

lesbian.protector.rei: okay gays
lesbian.protector.rei: guys*
notkaidou69: how? the 'a' is way across the keyboard from the 'u'
lesbian.protector.rei: uh it uh was uh autocorrect uh yeah uh (it was autocorrect)
notkaidou69: yeah well, it works either way
lesbian.protector.rei: guys i saw this tiktok and someone commented something about your search history appearing on the monthly house bill???
rightarmstruth: HAH! that isn't true! what is the point? plus, you think a months search history isn't a lot? your families must search a million things a month! and it wouldn't make sense to put the search history without adding the device the search was processed on and the time/date! and who would read all that? and don't bills get automatically paid anyway? don't trust people on tiktok!!
lesbian.protector.rei: you're a person on tiktok too tho? but okay thanks for clearing that up! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥴🥴😵😵😵
rightarmstruth: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME TIKTOJA ...?
lesbian.protector.rei: i literally follow you and like and comment on your videos?? you literally reply too??
rightarmstruth: WHAT NO WHO GAVE THAT TO YOU YOU MUST BE GOING INSANE REITA YOURE LITERALLY JUST HALLUCINATING LOL MUSTVE TAKE TOO MANY BONER MEDICINES LOL SILLY HOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
lesbian.protector.rei: oh well the content is absolute shit anyway!
rightarmstruth: .
rightarmstruth: bye i gtg
lesbian.protector.rei: NO I'M KIDDING
rightarmstruth: i have no idea what you just said
lesbian.protector.rei: ur account is great, i knew it was urs, i was just kidding, don't cry please
notkaidou69: kaidou are you crying?
rightarmstruth: no...........i-i-i-i-8xi-i-i *snuffles* *wipes tear* *fats* /satire
notkaidou69: *GASPS*
notkaidou69: 😱😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🥵 GrTRRRRRRRRRR
notkaidou69: YOU UPSET MY LITTEL JET BLACK WING WOLFIE BABY??? ALPHA IS MAD 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
lesbian.protector.rei: NEWWWWWWOOOO🤯🤯🤯🥶🥶😱😨😨😥😰😳😳😳🤗😰😮😮😧 /sat
lesbian.protector.rei: fals into ocean***
rightarmstruth: THANK YOU APLHA DADDY 🥺 *sings fight song*
lesbian.protector.rei: anywy. s guys i can't find the right stuff to fill my desires with
lesbian.protector.re: like i read manga on illegal websites, watched... stuff..., and. huhuhuhu looked at pictures of men i mean me i mean men i e,an wimen
lesbian.protector.rei: wowm
lesbian.protector.rei: anyone, like kaidou, is there any good games i could play?
rightarmstruth: games, as in video games???
lesbian.protector.rei: yeah! i've played yaoi i mean otome i mean i. dan
rightarmstruth: my parents can get a little strict on internet restrictions, anything rated R would get me in trouble..
rightarmstruth: but why ask me? check out the internet, that should be your main source of info
lesbian.protector.rei: nonono, 18+ stuff, leave that i don't mean that, i already have what i'm looking for in that area duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but i wanted to try that one dating simulator you were telling kuboyasu about😇!
lesbian.protector.rei: i overheard you guys talking, i think you said something about a knife? a pen? sounded.. kinky
rightarmstruth: WHAT
rightarmstruth: i'm going to go eat. bye
notkaidou69: OOOOHHHH.OHIHOOHOHOH
rightarmstruth: aren you literally disappear for 5 minutes then come back and join in the conversation, like it's always something with you
notkaidou69: no shun, i think he's talking about doki doki
rightarmstruth: like.. literature club?
lesbian.protector.rei: YES YES YES IM PRETTY SURE THATS THE ONE THANJ YOU
rightarmstruth: WAIT are you going to play it?
lesbian.protector.rei: yeshhhahahah, it's a good dating sim isn't it? you seemed to like it! and i saw you looking at pictures while you were talking, that girl with the purple hair anenehenehjjsnsnsnjsj soooHOTTT...
rightarmstruth: TORITSUAK WHERE DID YOU EXPERIENCE ALL OF THIS ARE YOU STALKING EM OR HIM OR SOMEHTING
lesbian.protector.rei: no! obviously i was just sitting a bit behind you in class!
rightarmstruth: u think i would take out my laptop and start showing aren pictures of ddlc in the middle of class?
notkaidou69: YOURE NOT EVEN IN OUR CLASS
rightarmstruth: anyway! restraining order
lesbian.protector.rei: What
rightarmstruth: no'n'
lesbian.protector.rei: okay i'm launching doki doki literature club on steam rn annndd..
rightarmstruth: YOURE ALREADY PLAYING IT???? TORI ITS A 12 HOUR GAME BYE HWAT ARE YOU DOING
lesbian.protector.rei: hm? ah okay! i can take it into the night, a night full of 4 cute girls in a literature club,, but there's no actual writing right?
rightarmstruth: no.. but uh toritsuka it's not just a dating game, it gets pretty extreme and might induce trauma for a pea-brain like you i'm not even joking
lesbian.protector.rei: ooooh, so the 'be older than 13' wasn't the actual rating? ah, i see, it gets extreme right? ahahahah, no ladies body can be traumatic for a man like me.
lesbian.protector.rei: me and the purple haired chick are meant to be, because we both have purple hair!!
notkaidou69: you know who else has purple hair?

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rightarmstruth: uh uh uh, have a good one, and you're allowed to stop whenever you feel like it
lesbian.protector.rei: OKAY it's begun, bye!
notkaidou69: it's okay, he'll get tired of the reading in 20 seconds and open up rule 34
rightarmstruth: yeah, but he seemed intrigued
rightarmstruth: whatever, he won't last long
notkaidou69: yeah, but if he does you won't hear the end of it.
ramensocks: kaidou ur sister is mora rihtj%.,
ramensocks: OOOOOH WHY IS REITA IN 😛🛴🏄‍♀️💝🐤🌹🌸🌞CAhoots🌞🐤💝🐞🌹🌸🏄‍♀️🛴😛　WITH HERa xs
rightarmstruth: *sora
ramensocks: shut i