Short Ship Stories

Chanbaek-Showki

"If we're still single by New years eve..."

"Does he have a big dick?"

"Excuse me?!"

Almost downing the martini olive down the wrong throat, Chanyeol gagged upon hearing those words come out his best friend's mouth. He knew he was a slut, but not to this extent level. And in a four and half star restaurant.

"Do I have to repeat my question? Well, does he have a big, juicy willy or-"

"HYUN!" slapping back of his hand in front of the others mouth, who just proceeded to slightly lick it, thus it being retraced real quick, Chanyeol whispered- screamed into Baekhyun's face, "He is a really good friend of mine from work, I do not know his dick size, nor have I ever been interested in it."

"Tomato, tomāto- ass is an ass and you definitely fisted more of those than your homies knuckles, Yeolly~" Baekhyun teased the silver haired guy, who's ears proceeded to redden under such statement, that totally wasn't true. At least as far admitting things loudly go.

"Baekhyun, thing about manners on the first date go along the lines of 'Hi, what interests do you have outside of work?' or 'What was the last movie you saw or book you read?'"

"And it's not 'Would you stuff 3 guys manhood's in your mouth whilst wearing the most dashing Versace pants and doing a backflip?' I know, I know, quite a pity truly to whoever wrote how dating should go..." letting out a small huff, Baekhyun sipped the last of his Sauvignon Blanc, before spinning off the bar stool and heading to the 4-person table he and Chanyeol had reserved earlier.

"Now remember, he's a quite spicy fellow, but you will like him. He specifically asked if we could eat here," Baekhyun whispered across the table to Chanyeol, seeing in his eye corner a guy walking up to them, dressed from head to toe in Saint Laurent, with slicked back chestnut hair and a dashing smile in tight cheekbones.

"Hello Baekhyun! Thanks for inviting me and you must be Chanyeol," giving a quick side hug to now standing Baekhyun, the guy came and slightly shook Chanyeols hand next, "My name is Kihyun." He was quite a head shorter, and it brought amusement to Baekhyun's eyes, seeing his friends in such unlikely situation.

"Good to see you, really chic and on time as always, Kiki~" cheeky smile never leaving Hyun's face, he reached for the wine bottle, that a waiter had brought to the table few moments ago. Filling up our glasses, including the one, that awaited Chanyeols dear friend.

As a bear is poked, it awakes. Pacing towards the table, catching probably attention of every male and female in the room, was a tall and handsome guy, with dark brown hair, juicy lips and a butt like what. Chanyeol joined Baekhyun in smirking train, rising up from his seat and greeting his own pal.

"Hyunwoo, glad you could join us! Sit right next to Baekhyun, about who i have spoken oh so much~" almost in a teasing matter, Chanyeol chuckled, showing the newly arrived mans place.

"Of course, I'm happy to be here. I'm Hyunwoo," the guy spoke calmly, nodding to both Baekhyun and Chanyeol, until his eyes landed on the 4th seated male, "Oh, and you are?"

"Yoo Kihyun, nice to meet you," Kihyun raised his hand across the table, corners of his lips slightly lifted, and eyebrow arched. Both males looked at each other for few seconds, shaking hands, till broke apart, as Baekhyun's glass landed on the tables surface with a thud.

"So i guess we're all new to double dating..." He started up, gaining views of the lost in the moment newcomers, that shifted their gazes upon Baekhyun, Chanyeol's one being already always on the said man.