One day, Cowella as a single mother lays SIX cow eggs and six little cows are born. But outta nowhere, she lays one brown egg. The odd egg hatches and....The Ugly Cowling is born.
Read the misadventures of the Ugly Cowling while he navigates love, f...
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It was a bright sunny Wednesday, Cowella was still deciding on whether to tell Strawberry cow about her pregnancy, "Oh what if he hates me for it?" she thought. She decided she couldn't just keep this a secret forever; once the kids were born he would find out anyways.
Cowella walked up to Strawberry cow, nervously flicking her tail with every crunch of the fall leaves on the ground. "S-strawberry cow?..." Cowella said, trying not to get on Strawberry cow's bad side. "Hm?" Strawberry cow asked sternly, looking at Cowella in disgrace.
--- (The rest of the story is written by ME. Yes. You get to see my "writing skills" or something like that. This is also the point in the story where everything goes downhill) ---
Cowella, pulling up her big boi pants, slowly mutters, "I'm pregnant."
Strawberry Cow's stern face slowly turned into a huge smile. "Yes Cowella!" he exclaimed, "I'm gonna be a father!!" The two celebrated for the rest of the day; what a time to be alive.
(Yeah that's not what happened at all. Lmfao you really fell for something like that? This is REAL LIFE with talking cows who can take pregnancy test. Now that we are done playing around, here's what REALLY happened.)
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Strawberry Cow told Cowella he was gonna go get the milk. Cowella stood confused,"Why would he need milk if we are already cows?" she thought. He packed his stuff and quickly ran off without saying another word.
Cowella then realized what was going on, "Oh...I see," she whispered to herself. Cowella knew that she had no time to cry about it, so she went straight to searching for a job.
She applied to every job, but to no avail. Cowella's options were getting slim and she began to get desperate; she knew what needed to be done. She was gonna upload her first video to this website called- (HAHA YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW YET)
--- A few weeks later ---
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