One day, Cowella as a single mother lays SIX cow eggs and six little cows are born. But outta nowhere, she lays one brown egg. The odd egg hatches and....The Ugly Cowling is born.
Read the misadventures of the Ugly Cowling while he navigates love, f...
(The rest of the story is in The Ugly Cowling's point of view)
Hello, my name is J̵̟̾D̴̞͌n̴̥̊d̷͎͘m̷̒͜S̸̥͠K̴͉̀D̸͎̀K̶̪̆F̷̥̀ḿ̵͇ḵ̴͆c̸͚͝k̸̜̂ and I am ugly as s**t....
that's at least what everyone says......
In fact, nobody really calls me by my real name. My siblings, the cows at the park, even that homeless cow on the streets. They all call me an ugly a** cow.
Literally the whole world is after me. My older sister Cow'nisha is always trying to m*rder me every five seconds.
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Mom says that Cow'nisha is little bit of an hot head, just like my dad. The same dad who went to get the milk WAY before me and my siblings were even born. Shoot, I would've ran away too dealing with THIS family.
I have 6 other siblings: Cow'nisha the oldest, Marquis, Demetrius, Jamal, Terrance, and Darnell. Cow'nisha is older than us by a few seconds, while I'm the youngest by like 1 minute. Mom tells me that Dad was a pink cow, so he must've looked lame as f**k. If that's true, then I guess we know where I got my ugliness from.
Anyways, it's not just Cow'nisha out to get me, its my older brothers too. Just yesterday I went to shoot some hoops with Demetrius, Darnell, and Jamal and I basically got bullied off the basketball court.
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Jamal called me an "Ugly F**kling" so at least that's new. They all pretty much laughed at me and called me names just because I was ugly.
"Yeahh, get outta here you ugly a** little piece of s**t," yelled Demetrius while he was dangling from the basketball hoop. I just walked away without saying anything, but I saw Mom angrily stomping towards them. My brothers started shaking up; they really were some scary a** b***hes.
"Mom...it wasn't me," said Darnell in a shaky voice, voice cracks and all. Mom did not listen. She had the belt in one had and a some sort of flip-flop in the other. She slowly put the two items on the floor. And then...
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My brothers quickly started tearing up like the f**king losers that they are. Those guys always try to act as tough as Cow'nisha, but they are literally scared of Mom.
"You guys need to stop treating yall little brother this way unless there will be some SERIOUS consequences! I WILL send yall off to public school if I have to!" Mom yelled. My brothers silently nodded their heads. I wish Mom didn't spare them though because they never listen anyways.
I get that I'm ugly, but I'm seriously the only normal one in this family. My older brothers are lame a** kids who bully people but get scared of the adults, my older sister is a psychopath basically, and my mom is pretty much fed up with all of us. Oh yeah, I've never even met my dad before so there's that. I've seen this one cow my age who has two dads as parents, but I can't even have ONE.
I don't know anymore, I'm just worried that if me and my sibling have one more argument, Mom is gonna send us off to public school, and I CAN'T go to a hell hole like THAT. Imagine the bullies. And then my siblings are gonna sabotage my reputation. They WILL make sure i don't get a girlfriend or even friends for that matter.
A "wise" cow driving in this white van once told me that, "Life sucks, and then you die" and I don't wanna end up like him....
