The Ugly Cowling

Chapter 2

Its been like a whole week and just like I predicted it, my brothers didn't listen.

They bully me when Mom is not around, but act all nice when she is. Earlier today we were playing some video games on our Cow Console 420. I will admit, it was pretty fun. But it's just sad to know that they were just pretending to like me just because Mom was sitting there watching us. Anyways, my siblings went outside and forced me to come with them for some odd reason.

"Yo guys," Terrance said to us, "I think I figured out what website Mom makes her money from." He was showing us this website called the "Cow Hub".


Well, the others were all bunched up so I didn't get to see the website at all. But apparently, Mom uploads videos to this website for random cows on the internet to watch. I heard Terrence say that she has other people who make the videos with her, so I guess her co- workers?

I thought that "Cow Hub" sounded interesting, so I was gonna take a look on the website later. I've always wondered what Mom's job was. Every time I ask her about it she just smiles and sips her tea. 


Me and my siblings all had our own phones, but they all either broke their phones, lost their phones, or flushed their phones down the damn toilet. I think they purposely broke their phones because they all had Androids, but I had a Iphone. Iphones are very popular, so they must've broke their phones on purpose to force me to share my phone with them. 

Now we all share what was supposed to be my phone. That phone overheats QUICKLY though, which make the whole phone freeze. I'm not sure why Mom can't just buy us new phones.


Anyways, when I saw the phone out in the open, I grabbed it and went straight to the Giggle app. I typed into Giggle the words "Cow Hub"....


"Hey!"  I heard Terrance yell, "Make sure you go into incog-mooto mode while searching that up, we can't have  that popping up in our search history."


"Oh shoot, my bad," I said nodding my head. I was not really sure why I had to go into
incog-mooto mode to search this website up. Maybe it was bad or something? I was too curious so I searched it up in incog-mooto mode.


The results for the website started popping up and I just clicked on the first thing I saw. On the website, I saw a lot of cursed stuff. I didnt wanna get caught looking at this weird a$$ $hit, so I was just gonna get off the website. But then I realized something: If mom actually works for this "Cow Hub", then she must have videos on here.


Out of curousity, I typed in Mom's name, Cowella Beefvins, into the search bar. I heard footsteps right behind me.


"BRO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!" I heard Terrance yell, "WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR MOM'S VIDEOS ON THE HUB???!!"


"NO I'M NOT!" I yelled back. It was kinda hard to lie about this because you could clearly see her name in the search bar, but I digress. 


We started fighting for the phone, trying to take it out the other person's hand.

"IF YOU GET CAUGHT BRO, WE WILL ALL BE DEAD!" Terrence yelled. 

"YOUR GONNA GET ME CAUGHT IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING!" I didn't even know what to say; things were already looking bad.

While we were pulling the phone back and forth, we started to hear some weird grunting-like noises. We then realized it was coming from the PHONE. We must've accidently clicked on one of mom's videos while we were fighting over the phone.

The video that started playing was Mom sitting on a couch surrounded by PIGS. I didnt even wanna know what they were about to do. I snatched the phone for Terrance and tried to turn the video off. 


But when I snacthed the phone from him, I accidentally held down on the volume button. Now this video of Mom making weird a$$ noises was on F**KING MAX VOLUME. Me and Terrance panicked.


"TURN THE DAMN PHONE OFF, IDIOT!" 

I tried to turn the phone off...IT DIDN'T WORK. I tried to pause the video...IT DIDN'T WORK. I tried turning down the volume...IT DIDN'T WORK.

I realized that the phone was overheating. This means that the WHOLE PHONE IS FROZEN but the audio of Mom's weird video WAS STILL F**KING PLAYING AND WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

"Hey, what's that noise?" I heard Mom said...

Me and Terrance froze. It went completely silent. The only noises that were heard was the grunting and slapping noises from the video and THE SOUND OF MOM STOMPING TOWARDS US.

Terrance started running. I was still frozen in one place, not knowing what to do.

"Son, what are you watching?" Mom asked.

I threw the phone on the ground once I heard her voice.

 Mom saw the phone on the ground. She quickly realized that I was watching one of her videos.

- The Ugly Cowling gets caught on the hub watching his mom's videos, but when him and his siblings get sent to public school, who will the Ugly Cowling meet? What trouble will he get into next? Find out in the next chapter of THE UGLY COWLING -

Tbh i have no idea what i just created-