(Sorry some of the spacing went all weird and I can't be bothered fixing it) Also I censored some swearing fyi just wanna keep things PG
Alex: I think we're missing something.
Dix: Teamwork?
Bear: Cohesion?
Jordan: A general sense of what we're doing?
Alex: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jordan will and will not eat.
Dix: Grass? Yes!
Alex: Moss? Yes!!
Dix: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Alex: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Dix: Worms? Sometimes!
Alex: Rocks? Usually nah.
Dix: Twigs? Usually!
Alex: Bear's cooking? Inconclusive!
Kaiden: How did you... test this?
Alex: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Kaiden: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Bear: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Jordan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Dix: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Jordan:
Jordan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Alex, driving Jordan and Bear: So how was your day?
Jordan: We almost got surprise adopted!
Alex: What?
Bear: We almost got kidnapped.
Alex: Oh, okay.
Alex: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Jordan: sSSS**T- I BURNT MY LIP-
Alex: ...Why the f**k would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Jordan: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Medoran Chronicles memes
RandomA collection of memes about the Medoran Chronicles. Clean, with no swearing (if there is, I'll white it out). Credit for the story and characters goes to Lynette Noni, the original author of the books. WARNING! This contains spoilers for all the boo...
