Incorrect Quotes (part 1)

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Shoutout to my friend who gave me the idea to use incorrect quotes as part of my memebooks... anyway, here they are. 


Alex: Why are Jordan and Dix sitting with their backs to each other?
Bear: They had a fight.
Alex: Then why are they holding hands?
Bear: They get sad when they fight.


Alex: Why is Aven so mad?
Niyx: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Alex: And...?
Niyx: He got Roka. 


Jordan: I'm an idiot.
Alex:
Bear:
Dix:
Jordan:
Alex: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.


Alex: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Bear: You're a hazard to society
Jordan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.


Alex: I know you snuck out last night, Jordan.
Dix: Play dumb!
Jordan: Who's Jordan?
Dix: NOT THAT DUMB!!!


Store Worker: Would a Miss Alexandra Jennings please come to the front desk?
Alex, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Jordan and Bear
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Jordan and Bear, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Alex: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-


Alex: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Niyx: What did you do?
Alex: Nobody died.
Niyx: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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