Incorrect Quotes (Part 5?)

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Jordan: HELP! I TOLD DC I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Alex, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?



Dorothy: William and I are having a baby.
Jordan: That's gre-
Dorothy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.



Alex: Jordan, Bear isn't coming out of his room.

Jordan, distracted: Tell him I said something.

Alex: Like what?

Jordan: Anything factually incorrect.

Alex: Okay. *Leaves*

Bear: *Runs into the room* I'm sorry, did you just say the SUN is a PLANET?



Niyx: Alex, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Alex: It... It didn't take me the whole day...




DC: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Jordan, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

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