mommy-p kicked the door open and screeched,
"DADDY PIG WHAT THE UWU??? YOU PUWUING CHEATED ON ME WITH AN OGRE!!"
daddy-p slowly backed away while shrek had already ascended to a higher (taller) form of being
mommy-p pulled out a Nerf Alpha Strike Flyte CS-10 Motorized Blaster gun
the entire funeral home began re-enacting the "i wanna live" squid game gacha edits in an emo fashion
daddy-p then began to sing..."til i see every part of me.."
shrek promptly joined in, "eyes of red, following"
they both sang in unison, "i wanna live wanna live deep inside i've always been reaching out for a hand so don't let this be the end"
mommy-p then transformed into a ALPHA APEX PREDATOR MOMMY-P, and demanded for a divorce
she even had the divorce papers and everything
they were about to meet with their lawyer, Dr. Mann.
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Daddy Pig
Fanfictiona family-friendly story about daddy-p's interactions with many...interesting characters ft. theodd1sout, dhar mann, potentially mrbeast, and more (RATED G BTW)
