after the funeral
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daddy-p had been kicked out, so he stayed with shrek
the divorce was scheduled for next week
shrek and daddy-p hd *fun* knowing that daddy would soon be free from mommy-p soon
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that night
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"3 fingers?" shrek asked
"no, actually it's 4," replied daddy-p
"i think you're supposed to use your whole hand," shrek laughed
"i played this with mommy-p before, but i forgot how to play"
"it's not that hard, let me teach you! come 'ere" said shrek in a rather demonic tone of voice.
"STICKS IS SO HARD '1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,." screamed daddy-p in uppercase
"It's literally just smacking each other fingers uwu" said shrek
"im gonna cry again"
just then, a familiar voice erupted from the basement
"HEY DHAR MANN FAM"
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Daddy Pig
Fanfictiona family-friendly story about daddy-p's interactions with many...interesting characters ft. theodd1sout, dhar mann, potentially mrbeast, and more (RATED G BTW)
