DHAR MANN THEN AROSE FROM THE DEVIL LAND CALLED THE BASEMENT
papi shrek, in shock, screamed IN A DEMONIC VOICE, "LORD DHAR"
dhar then pulled out his business card, he owned a divorce company???
da mommy (mommy pig) then broke through the window
in EXCITEMENT, she screamed, "GET ME DIVORCED TO FROM THIS ROUND MAN"
daddy-p took much offense to this
shrek then became a material gworl so he smacked da mommy
dhar became trauma so he said that he shall not get them divorced if they fight
this is because he is a pacifist (big history language)
threatened, the pigs bowed down and wished for a divorce
dharry pulled out the paper for the to sign
mr. beast then broke down the door just as they were about to sign the papers
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Daddy Pig
Fanfictiona family-friendly story about daddy-p's interactions with many...interesting characters ft. theodd1sout, dhar mann, potentially mrbeast, and more (RATED G BTW)
