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at shrek's place

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daddy-p and shrek were both having fun playing 2 person uno. 

all of a sudden, an ominous ring emitted from daddy-p's cell phone

it was a text from mommy pig

"oh noes peppa died /idc anymore,"  mommy-p indifferently sent (using a tone tag)

"wait wot happened?," daddy-p frantically typed, as he got uno reversed by shreky weky

"peppa fell down the giant hill that our house sits on. maybe having a house on a giant mountain was a bad idea" mommy pig typed.

daddy-p cried very violently, as shrek attempted to comfort him UwU

they drove to a funeral home

daddy-p thought it was a bit sus that mommy-p didn't attend peppa's funeral.


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