cough. so uh. For- fun👍🏻 I'm doing a drunk elixccxmike for even more suffering so hope you regret your life decisions after this<3
MIKEYYYYY!!!
WHAT ELI YOURE INTERRUPTING MY PORN HUB WATCHING👿🔪
ORDER TACO BELL YOU FATTIE.
DID YOU CALL ME A FATTIE?
WHATS IT LOOK LIKE FATTIE.
ILL TELL GORDON RAMSEY ON YO CLOWN ASS AND SMACK YOU WITH A DORITO TACO.
MIKEY IS A WOMAN BEATERRRRR!
WHAT- NO-
Dick roll
Eli-? What-
I mean Rick roll
Oh-
Fart head
...
ok
Fuck me papi
Bet wizzy
SLAP MY ASS PAPA DADDY OHHH YEAAAA MMMM MAMWA
MICHAEL STARTS EATING LIZZIES FARTS ANDDDDDDDDD THENNNNN........
MIKE! LIZ! WHERE ARE YOU GU-
.....
CC- we can explain-
Wtf bro? You didn't invite me to this? I'm no virgin I'm a shart haver.
THEN JOIN US😈
BET.
AHAHAHA MIKE YOU FEEL SO GOOD CUM IN ME MOUTH
SUIK MY COCKO
Michael..
Yes Eli?
I've been wanting to tell you this...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- IVE BEEN LOVING YOU EVER SENCE MOMMY AND DADDY HAD TV SEX! I KNOW ITS SUDDEN BUT ITS BEEN TOO LONG AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU😣 (help me)
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- Lizzy...(stutter count anyone?) I LOVE YOU TOO! I WAS JUST WORRIED YOU DIDNT LIKE ME BECAUSE I LIKE TO SHOVE BURRITOS IN MY ASS!
REALLY?
YES ELI.
CMERE MAMMY MILKKU MIKEWAZOWSKI HONEY MUFFIN WAFFLE BUTTERCUP SUGAR PLUM BOO BEAR💕💕💕
OHH STOP SUGAR PANCAKE REECES PEANUT BUTTER CUP BLOSSOM ANGEL BABY CAKES! MAKING ME SO FLUSTERED😣😣
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what about me?
Oh...CC I have something to tell you too dear dead brother.
Oh, really? what is it Mike?
I'm the one who shoved a unicorn up your fake vagina...because I wanted to lick your extra creamy cum...
Wait..it was you this whole time?
Y-y-yes it was never nightmare...it was me because I just wanted your attention...I'm sorry if it made you upset...
Well if it was you that shoved a unicorn in my plastic vagina....then was it you too that also shoved a Walmart employee up there too..?
What-? No? That wasn't me only the unicorn. (Imagine a Walmart employee reading this)
Oh uh...CC th-that was me..I LOVE YOU TOO CC!
ELI? IT WAS YOU?
Yes....
Do you still love us?
OF COURSE I LOVE MY TOO SUGAR COOKIES STILL!💕🌸♥️😍🤪☀️💦
AWWWW THANKS CC!
And then they all shoved shopkins in each other's ass and they lived happily ever after! The end<3
I'm sorry pls forgive me
(Also I hear my neighbors outside moaning and screaming "augh stop it not so rough!" Help im not even joking and I wish I was. I think they're having sex in the bushes uh.)
