"So, uh, if it's not too personal, how'd ya die?" Angel Dust asked, one hand fishing around in a mini-fridge.
"Explosion." Tord bluntly replied.
"Aw, c'mon, gimme a little detail!" Angel Dust prompted.
"Well, I tried to take over the world in a giant robot, but my worst enemy threw a harpoon at the core, causing it to explode." Tord explained.
"Heh, that's more like it!" Angel Dust exclaimed. "Much better than my death, I died of a drug overdose!" He pulled a bottle and two glasses out of the mini-fridge. "Wiskey?"
"Well, maybe just one." Tord snickered.
"So, your friends..." Tord mentioned, sipping on his liquor. "What're they like?"
"Oh, they're a riot!" Angel Dust laughed loudly. "Charlie, she's super sweet, kind and gullible. Vaggie, she's always pissed off at me, heh, and Alastor, he's the life of the party! Sure, he's a bit self-absorbed and...creepy...but still, super fun!
"Sound like a great bunch." Tord said. His eyes started to widen, first in shock, then in sadness.
"Kinda like them..."
"Woah, woah, woah, who's 'them'?" Angel Dust stammered.
"Oh, these guys I used to pal about with back when I was alive." Tord explained sorrowfully. "There was Edd, he was a bit of an oddball, but he could be naive, Matt, he was a narcissist, and a bit stupid, and Tom...oh, we hated each other. Good times..."
"Huh. I didn't have any friends when I was alive, so I never really got to experience friendship." Angel Dust replied.
The two drove through the city as if nobody else was there. They drank wiskey, cracked jokes, and laughed like clowns. People on the street could see through the windows - Angel Dust and this random stranger. Who was he? Why had nobody seen him before? Angel Dust only hung out with big shots. Why was he hanging out with a nobody?
"Y'know, Tord, you know why I'm in here. How about you? Why are you in this shithole?" Angel Dust enquired, leaning seductively on the seat.
Tord smiled, pointed at his face and stated: "Hentai addict."
"Well, you're in luck." Angel Dust drawled. "I've been thinking of moving to the anime market."
"Wait, you mean-" Tord exclaimed with glee.
"Yup." Angel Dust smiled, pointed at his face, and stated: "Porn star."
"Oh, I can tell we're gonna get along great." Tord chuckled slyly.
Soon enough, the limo pulled up to the hotel.
"Welp, we're here." Angel Dust announced, pulling giant bags out of the back.
Tord gazed in awe at the building. It had to have at least 50 stories, all decorated, and he would be staying in one of those rooms!
"Woah. I'm gonna be staying here?" Tord gasped, eyes shimmering with wonder.
"Yup. Kid, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel." Angel Dust declared, dumping a heavy bag into Tord's arms.
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Hell Is My World (Hazbin Hotel x Eddsworld)
FanficTW: Use of alcohol, use of guns, death NOTE: This story takes place in an AU where Tord dies after his robot explodes after the events of The End. Also there will be cuss words and innuendos. After Tord ends up dying at the hands of Tom, he is sent...
