I'm the most epic sans ever

Chicken and kiss

I smirked, yeah let's do that, if nightmare tries killing me after, it's very well worth the look on his and his gangs faces.

I decided and summoned one of my rubber chickens I know epic has and smacked each of nightmares gang that charged at me before I sprinted over to nightmare.

Nightmares eye narrowed and his tentacles readied to either Pierce through my body or trap me.

My smirk widened a bit before seeing if I could teleport right in front of nightmare and to my surprise it worked, I quickly grabbed nightmare by his shirt before he could react and kissed nightmare a little, I could feel my mirth widen a bit as I saw nightmares shocked expression before I pulled back and left the scene while nightmares gang froze with shock at someone daring to kiss their boss.

I hid my mirth for a bit longer before I Exited the au and burst out laughing at their faces, half I sneakily took pictures.

"I'm probably on their hit list now. Hehe worth it! I always thought nightmare was cute...along with some other sans..." I said out loud to myself before shrugging and heading on my way.

Traveling further away from nightmares gang with an amused look.

So worth, I thought, silently giggling, can't wait to share the picture with maybe cross or heck either Dream or maybe..hint maybe, ink..

Depending on the multiverse I am of course. I'm not going to show it to them if they are like a fallen star sans of course.

Butttt I'm still probably going to share it with cross.

Well not the picture of my kiss with nightmare, just nightmares expression afterwards when I pulled away.

I giggles silently at that, this is good, I'll distract myself from my past for a long as I can, so I don't focus on it and my negativity from this all when I first woke up earlier.

Ok ok, so that's going to be a lot of distractions I'm going to need.

Like maybe I should go around visiting aus and befriending some of them?

I always wanted to become friends with a lot of sans, papyrus's, and some grillby's. And a few of the others, but my all time favorite from undertale was the skeleton brothers, grillby, and asgore. I mean I have more, like the main characters and all. But I also like monster kid.

Though I have a lot of favorites from all the aus that I do know about, I don't know as much as the others because I tended to focus on the aus I know or found out about.

So there's going to be a lot more aus I have no idea about because I'm usually focused on a certain amount of aus that I love.

Hm I wonder if there's a deltarune here? I played chapter one and chapter two along with the original undertale game.

It was interesting and fun, I also couldn't bring myself to kill any of them because they are my friends, game or not.

So it was always pacifist routes or true pacifist routes for me, same goes with deltarune.

I would love to play full gameplays of the other aus that I saw on YouTube but sadly I don't think that's possible with me here now, but I had been planning to when I was older and had a computer...

I poured at that thought, damn, I'm never going to be able to play those games now aren't I? It looked so very interesting to play from what I seen on YouTube though!

Missed opportunities right there everyone.

Well that is if the people who did make those fun fan games and actually made it as a real game and all.. but I would have been fine being able to play a little bit of it...even if it wasn't like undertale, hm now I got a lot of questions that I never even asked before...

And non of them will ever get answered now..I thought, feeling the negativity about to come forth again and distracted myself by entering an au and looking around curiously.

Which au was this one again? I thought and started walking, a little puzzled as to which au I entered considering I wasn't paying a attention when I did so because I wanted to distract myself from thinking about before I became epic.

I hummed and headed to where this au sans post would be at before pausing, eyes widen a little, is this...?

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Finished with 924 words! Epic has entered another au, which will it be? Can anyone guess it correctly?

Hope you like and comment what you think!

Ja ne~!

Ink, error, fresh, unknown
Undertale, sans/classic, papyrus
Underfell, sans/red, papyrus/edge
Underswap, sans/blue, papyrus/orange
Swapfell, sans/blackberry, papyurs/purple
Fellswap, sans/black, papyrus/gold
Outertale, sans/outer, papyrus/
Epictale, sans/epic, papyrus/Titan
Xtale, sans/cross
Horrortale, sans/horror/axe, papyrus/Jupiter
Dreamtale, Dream, nightmare
Dusttale, sans/dust, papyrus/phantom
Killertale, sans/killer, papyrus/Angel/unknown
Reapertale, sans/reaper, papyrus/grim
Aftertale, sans/geno, papyurs/unknown
Quantumtale, sans/tk, papyrus/ck
Mercy plates, sans/unknonw, papyrus/unknown, Gaster/unknown
Abysstale, sans/abyss, papyrus/void
Underbeats, sans/beats, papyrus/
Underneath, sans/unknown, papyrus/unknown, Gaster/unknown (an au I had past epic made out of nowhere for no reason you'll find out more about it later)
Newer tale, sans/kin, papyrus/unknown
Tidtale/mecha tale, sans/Mecha (honestly don't know which ones for Mecha considering each time I look it up it's one of those two)

I might add a few more aus, don't know yet.

Also going to take longer to update cause you know, I'm currently not focused on any stories right now.

But I decided to post this chapter early before I even think about writing the next one.

Xxx