"Yo dad i get this is bad timing but-" said a tiny voice, but it was cut out by the roar of bullets obliterating everything in sight. 2 massive rotary cannons had appeared, sticking out of Bchad's man tiddies like giant nipples.
"...dad??? The fuck are those???"
"They're my M61 sniff limited edition sniff sob gold sob lacquered sob sob tiddie implant sniff rotary cannons" he said, his sentence choppy due the copious amounts of tears streaming down his cheeks at high speed.
"they come out sniff sob sniff when i'm sniff stressed"
"Alright but don't turn around because you might kill someo-AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH YOU TURNED AROUND YOU DUMB SHIT YOU HAD ONE JO-bleugh"
Orphan's body seized up with the multiple bullets firing through him, obliterating both him and Anna's heart. The massacre coated the walls, ceiling and floor with crimson. Wailing in horror Bchad looked outside to see the same scene mirrored back at him through his tears.
Walls of rain flooded the city.
"Man sniff I may have failed my English class sniff but this is some goddamn good pathetic fallacy sob sob"
As if Bchad's day could get any worse, suddenly a tall, brown-haired man with a thickass beard materialised (materialll gwoooorrllll) in front of him.
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Dla nastolatkówMega chad dumps big tiddie discord kitten after she gets pregnant . After a very distressing night at a nightclub in NYC , she creates the foundations of a new universe .
