HxH x Male Reader

Chapter 2

Your POV-

When I entered the back room the door closed with a loud bang and I jumped a little. "Hmm... I really don't want to talk to anyone... what should I do... should I use notecards... no that's to much work, I'll just not talk a lot," I thought while waiting for the elevator to reach the bottom floor.

The elevator finally dinged and the door opens. I walked out and saw a little green bean coming up to me. "Here is your pin, make sure you don't loose it," the bean said while handing me a pin with the number 390 on it. "Can I touch your face," I asked while reaching my hand out. "Uhh, please don't," the bean said while scurrying off somewhere. I looked down at my pin and put it in my white shirt while covering it a little with my black jacket. I was about to walk around when I saw a fat dude run up to me. "Hello there are you knew here, my name is Tonpa. You look new this is my 35th time here, call me a veteran if needed," the man said. I looked down at him and nodded, the man was confused and said "Not much of a talker hub, well that's okay. Let's toast to our new friendship." He then pulled out two cans of soda and handed me one. I took one of the sodas and drank it, I knew it had laxatives in it but I was immune so I don't care.

I then walked away from him looking at all the people who I instantly recognized. "IS THAT ILLUMI AND HISOKA... wait why am I happy... DAMN IT AIO STOP BEING HAPPY ABOUT HOT MURDEROUS BOYS... but they are so hot hehe... wait stop, just stop for ONE FUCKING SECOND. STOP THINKING ABOUT THE HOT BOYS THAT WILL MURDER YOU," I thought while arguing with myself.

What I didn't notice was that I was walking towards Illumi. Whenever I stopped arguing with myself I looked around to see I was right by Illumi. "Hmm... I think I want a pin... why though, for fun? For fun," I thought. "Excuse me 301, can I have one of your pins. It's okay if you say no, but I really want one. Why, because you look interesting," I said while babbling on about how he was interesting. When I finally stopped talking I looked up at him with a huge smile in my face. He then took a pin out of his pocket and gave it to me. I looked at him with sparkles in my eyes and hugged him super tight. I noticed he tensed up, but I didn't let go because I was super happy. After a while I let go and walked away while thanking him.

I then saw Hisoka and walked up to him. "Excuse me Mr. Clown Sir. Are you a Mr. Clown or a Mr. Magician?" I asked with curiosity in my voice. He looked down at my and said "Hello doll, I am a magician, but you can call me daddy." I looked at him and chuckled at the nickname he gave himself. "Okay Mr. Magician do you have any cool card tricks?" I asked. "I'm sorry doll, but my magic tricks are dangerous and I don't want to hurt you," he said. I looked at him and hugged him. "Hehe, time to get myself a card... why are you doing this, your gonna get yourself killed ya know. Yeah, yeah now stop bothering me I need to concentrate," I thought while trying to find a card. While I was hugging him I could feel Hisoka hug me back. "I FOUND IT, YES. BITCH COME AT ME NOW. I HAVE THE POWER OF ILLUMI AND HISOKA BITCH," I thought while chuckling and pulling back. I looked at him and said "Thanks for the card, I really appreciate it... bitch." I looked at him and ran as fast as I could while thinking and chuckling  "YA DUMB BITCH, YOUR GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED YA KNOW. I CAN'T BAIL YOU OUT IF YOU DIE... but it was pretty funny calling him a bitch hehe." After I thought I was far enough away from Hisoka I laid down my a pipe, and decided to take a nap.

I was awoken by a scream that sounded like a man? I think. I got up off the pipe and decided to see where the scream came from. As I walked around I saw Hisoka "Ah, it's this scene. I want a flower... but after last time I don't think I want to get close," I thought while walking towards him. "Excuse me Mr. Magician... can I have a petal from his arm?" I asked while walking up to him, "WAIT BITCH STOP. IT'S  TIME TO STOP... stop it, get some help. BITCH IT'S NO TIME FOR MEMES NOW MOVE YOUR FUCKING LONG ASS LEGS AND RUN," I thought still walking towards him. He looked down at me and smiled super creepily and said in a seductive voice " Of course my doll, anything for you." I looked at him and held my hand out waiting for a petal. He then gave me a petal and whispered in my ear "Ya know, stealing from daddy isn't very nice." I looked at him and said "BITCH, I don't know who you talking to. My dad dead, six feet under. If you want to be my daddy then go six feet underground and never come back to me." I then walked away after saying that hearing people mutter saying I'm gonna die.

As I walked away I saw a blob of green. I ran towards the green and flopped on him. "Hey little bro, how you doing. Also where's my pocky," I asked him while rubbing my face in his soft hair. "Don't hey me bro, I saw you with Hisoka, he could of killed you." He said worriedly. I looked down at him and smiled saying "Don't worry he won't kill me... most likely and if he does then... I GET TO FINALLY SEE HARAMBE, LET ME BE WITH HARAMBE." I then saw Leorio and Kurapika look confused and they also had a sweat-drop expression.

Just as I was about to say something we heard a loud bell. I looked over and say a man saying " I apologies for the wait. The entry period for Hunter applicants has ended. The Hunter Exam will now begin! A final caution. If you are short on luck or ability, you could very well end up seriously injured or even dead. Those who accept the risks, please follow me. Otherwise, please exit via the elevator behind you." I saw that no one left and I was bummed because I have to work now. It was then the people in front of us started to run and we did the same. The man that came out with the buzzer going off started saying "I neglected to introduce myself. I am Satotz, the Phase One examiner. I shall lead you to the exam's Second Phase." A man that looked like a ninja, "If I remember  correctly his name was like Hinso, or Hidi, wait no that doesn't sound right. Damn it what was his name," I thought while looking intensely at the back of his head and spacing out everything until I feel a tug on my jacket. I looked down at Gon and nodded my head at him before looking back up.

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Hello peeps I'm sorry for grammar errors. But I'm planning on keeping a schedule.  I know keep a schedule when your a weeb who reads and watches anime basically 24/7 where do you find the time. To be honest I don't. I know I need sleep but WHO NEEDS SLEEP, lmao jk please sleep or you'll  end up liking murderers like me but anime style ya know. Also do you peeps have any recommendations for the love interest. I could honestly do whatever, but I'd course you'll end up with a boy. Anyways give me recommendations for love.