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I have never left America.
My mom told me why for obvious reasons, I mean,
ehehe... Sometimes I can be a pretty big clutz.
And also, I uhhh... ruin things.
I am not very good at the world of the social.
Including going outside, girls, and grocery shopping.
What? I can't help it I was born with awkwardness beyond compare,
Seriously though. I can be very romantic ladies, at least, I think so.
Everything always plays out well in my head...
Anyway! Off topic again Forrest! Geez get it together man.
I am finally 18! And as tradition follows in the Gordon family,
I get to travel! Stay out of country for a whole entire gigantic month! Whoohoo!
And by travel I do not mean go to the gas station at the end of the innerstate and back.
That's about all I've been able to do the past few years anyway. Pretty darn depressing.
I mean travel travel! See the world travel! Show those foreign ladies what they are missing!
(Mom said they might like me better if they can't understand what I'm saying. Pssh, whatever that means)
So, out of France, Italy, and Iraq I chose to go to...
Paris.
Bonjour Madamoiselle ;) Boy I am totally going to screw this up.
-Forrest (a.k.a the sexiest man to ever live. Hot stuff works as well.)
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French & Clutz
Poesía"Isn't klutz spelled with a k, not a c?" "You get a c, because you're special. Higher level of klutz. The C klutz." French, style, class, And a boy who is utterly clueless "It's about to get real uhh... sexy" ***COVER ART GOES TO @_grimm LOVELY DEAR...
