mischeif and mayhem

Arrival

(Since I've only seen female reader fics and I know there are people with he/him or he/they or even they/them pronouns and I want to give them a chance to read a book with their favorite character and not have to deal with a book that doesn't have a love interest with their gender) so thank you for reading and enjoy chapter one of 'mischief and mayhem

"Anthony we've been walking for 6 HOURS HOW MUCH LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE" I started to drag my feet not even our missions made us walk this much

"calm down Santi we're literally like 10 minutes away calm down"

'fun, I agree to live with my brothers when I turn 18 just to walk into the middle of nowhere. I should've stayed with the village'

"I can hear you're thoughts moron"

"that's the point dick wad"

"can y'all please stop fighting, as Santiago said we've been walking for 4 hours? I'm tired, so be quiet till we get there"

these are my brothers Anthony and Alejandro is currently 19 while Anthony is 23

Another 20 minutes go by and we clear a pass through there were a bunch of mountains which made me even more tired and annoyed we finally got to this place that looks like the Happy Go lucky version of our village with a big ass house at the way end

"hey this feels like a cult or a dictatorship take your pic my money on dictatorship" I whisper over to Alejandro and he just nods in agreement

"I agree I'm getting middle school history  project on dictatorship vibes from this"

"will y'all be quiet there's someone here who can hear EVERYTHING y'all are saying so shut up" Almost as if already planned me and ale nodded and said "cult" in unison

"Ok we're going to be going to the Madrigal household they are the head of the village so don't screw around got it ?"

"Yeah yeah whatever just don't pull the son card again last time you almost blew our cover" I let a snort out at Alejandro's remark remembering how awkward it was

"shut up" Anthony got red at the ears when he was embarrassed or when he had an allergic reaction and at that moment I could barely tell the difference.

we walk up to the house and it is HUGE there were almost 3 floors but it was wide

"go on Santi knock on the door" Anthony stared at me with a shit-eating grin and it was unsettling me, I made eye contact with Alejandro to see if he could see this puto's face too and he just nodded

"fine but if I get chopped up and served at a table imma make sure I steal all of your bitches from the dead" his smile dropped and he just told me to knock on the door

"fine, fine" I knock on the door and turn because I hear rustling and see a curtain wave at me

"WHAT THE FUCK"

"AHAHAHHA YES I'VE BEEN WAITING 3 YEARS TO DO THAT HAHAHAHA"

"FUCK YOU ANTHONY YOU KNOW I GOT A THING AGAINST HAUNTED HOUSES"

"SANI SHUT LOOK"
I turned around and noticed Anthony looked stiff like a board I followed his eyes to the door and see this older lady starring at us in front of the door...WHEN THE FUCK DID SHE GET THERE ???

"Oh uh I'm sorry for interrupting your evening ma'am my brother wanted me to knock on your door I apologize if I was too overly loud" I'm gonna kill Anthony

'nice job dip shit my ass is on the line for y'all'

'STFU Anthony just tell her what you are here for'

"Hi Abuela it's a pleasure to see you again sorry about my brothers' loudness"

'You'd shut your mouth if you'd  know what's good for you'

"it's fine mijo I was just about to sit down for breakfast would you all like to join us ?" This lady seems real nice....maybe Hansel and Gretel were just off their ass on candy

"Oh I wouldn't want to intrude on y'all's breakfast"
'oi ya know it's rude to reject a meal did mother teach you nothing'
'shut up Santiago'

"No need to be so formal you've been as close as to family to us come in, come in, casita may you please take these young boys things to Anthony's room"
' You have your room??'

Word count: 782
Thank you so much for reading this first chapter this is my first book in about 2-3 years
This book is a little different it's the same timeline as the movie