Incorrect Quotes from TCF

Making Everyone Go Crazy Success?

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Eruhaben: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Cale Henituse: ...I did. I broke it.

Eruhaben: No. No you didn't. Mercenary King?

Bud Illis: Don't look at me. Look at Glenn.

Glenn Poeff: What?! I didn't break it.

Bud Illis: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Glenn Poeff: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Bud Illis : Suspicious.

Glenn Poeff: No, it's not!

Mary: If it matters, probably not, but Beacrox was the last one to use it.

Rosalyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Mary: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rosalyn: I use the wooden stirrers to
push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!

Cale Henituse, deadpanned: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Eruhaben.

Eruhaben: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Bud Illis: Eruhaben... Choi Han's been awfully quiet.

Choi Han: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Eruhaben, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Eruhaben: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Eruhaben:

Eruhaben: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Cale Henituse, bemused at the confession he heard from Eruhaben: ...