Genshin girls as Shitty pickup lines Part 1

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BEIDOU 

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BEIDOU 

"hey babe, are you a bottle of rum? because I'd love to make you spill then slam you on the table  "  

"hey babe, are you a bottle of rum? because I'd love to make you spill then slam you on the table  "  

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NINGUANG 

"Are you a Northland Bank loan? Because you have my interest"  

"Are you a Northland Bank loan? Because you have my interest"  

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HU TAO 

"Hey girl, you can call me death because we'll both be coming for you soon" 

"Hey girl, you can call me death because we'll both be coming for you soon" 

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SHENHE 

"Sex with me is a killer....so you wanna die happy?" 

so you wanna die happy?" 

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EULA  

"Vengence will be mine and so will you"  

"Vengence will be mine and so will you"  

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Rosaria  

"so you wanna attend Sunday church or go to my place? it doesn't really matter you'll be on your knees either way"  


(A/N all characters assumed 18+ ofc but also I hope you girlies and gays enjoyed ) 

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