A man gets on the bus,and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun.Enamored with her,he asked if he can have s*x with her.Naturally,she says no,and gets off the bus.The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have s*x with a nun."Well"says the bus driver"every night at 8:00,she goes to the cementary to pray.If you dress up as God,Im sure you could convince her to have sex with you"The man decided to try it,and dresses up in his best God costume.At eight he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh,God!" She exclaims."Take me with you"The man tells the nun that she must first have s*x with him to prove his loyalty.The nun says yes,but tells him she prefers anal sex.Before you know it,theyre getting down to it,having a nasty,grunty,loud s*x.After its over,The man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha,ha! Im the man from the bus"
"Ha,ha!"says the nun,removing her costume"Im the bus driver!"
