Weird things I heard at school

New year new me

We had Christmas break and while it was Christmas break new years passed so it was a new year.

So when it was my first day back, I was wearing my new cloths and talking to my best friends,but one of my friends were wearing all white and they were black. ( I am black and if your white I am not trying to be racist, if you think I am being racist then sorry)

But when we got back to school after Christmas break it was hella muddy since it had been raining in the passed couple of days. So I asked my friend why he was wearing all white and I was saying if it gets dirty it will be very noticeable.

So my friend being the type of guy to say some fucking dumb shit,but coming out to be funny as hell he said..'' since it is a new year,then new me. I now identify as a white man. Now down slave''. ( I don't take that as a very serious thing even though it is, I thought is was hella funny)

So when he said that, I swear to you the man put his arm in his sweat shirt and started chasing me with it and yelling some crazy thing like '' COME TO MASTER'' or '' IMMA GET YOU SLAVE''

I threw a muddy ball at his back and his white sweat shirt got hella dirty, but he called it do do stains, so all good.

I hoped you enjoyed my first story,but there will be more. :)