Weird things I heard at school

come to the bathroom with me

Okay so I was in gym and I was about to get ready, but I was talking to my friend, but 2 were guys the rest were my other 2 friends .

So while we were talking, we kind of got yelled at to hurry up, so my 2 guy friends started acting gay af. ( btw one of them are a homophobe the other doesn't give af, but if your apart of the LGBTQ I hope that sentence didn't offend you)

So they started talking to each other and touching each other on the chest and shit.

''You lookin hella cute'' 

''mhm'' and they started holding each others hands and then the guy that doesn't give af asked 

''wanna come to the bathroom with me'' 

''oh yes please daddy'', so then they started walking toward the bathroom holding each others hands. But when they got half way they walked away from each others touch. So heart breaking. After the homophobe started moaning like crazy while the other just started making clapping noises.

I hope you are still enjoying this even though this was really short