𝑴𝒚 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝑨𝒄𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒂: 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 (𝑶𝒏𝒆-𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕)

𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 (𝑶𝒏𝒆-𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕)

(A/N): Hey guys, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy this one-shot. I had many ideas but wrote down my personal favorites. Hope you enjoy my wacky mind.

***Warning***
This fanfic includes violence and other adult themes. Please stop reading if you are uncomfortable.

3rd Person POV

口ㄗモれ工れム

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(3 Years Later)

The beautiful and quirked-filled city of Tokyo Japan during the night was something to see, hundreds of people walking on the streets while dozens of electronic advertisements hung from buildings.

A tall man with brown hair looked down at his smartphone, reading about the latest heroic actions of the number 1 hero and his extended trip to the states. Walking down the sidewalk, his attention is stolen by a large shadow enveloping him and passing overhead. Looking up, he sees a dark figure swinging from a line. Multiple people see the figure slowly flying through the sky and pull out their smart devices to take a picture.

???: Woah, it's him.

Kid: Mom, who is it?

Mother: Well that must be the Batman, honey.

The figure continues to travel across the sky on the wire but crashes into a billboard sponsoring a fast food restaurant making the sign glitch and static up due to the impact and resuming its swing.

Mother: Uh, maybe it's not him.

The figure now catching the light radiating off the moon reveals an overweight man in an office outfit laughing and giggling like a little child while he is hundreds of feet above the ground.

Taro: YAHOO! *Laughing*

He keeps up his aerial shenanigans as he travels faster with each passing second, gaining the attention of many below him. But this also acquires the focus of the caped crusader that stands on a building higher than the swinging fat man.

His white eyes narrow into a glare, watching the daring civilian swing past the skyscraper. Walking out from behind the dark knight stood the beautiful pro-heroine in her red winter uniform, Creati.

Momo: What's his story?

Batman: Let's ask.

Opening his cape, his arm extended and a grapple shot out, connecting to a distant building and he hopped off, swinging in the direction of the civilian. Doing the same, the creation hero shot her grappling hook and followed the bat-themed vigilante.

The overweight man swung carelessly as he continued to laugh and howl like an animal.

Taro: YEAH!... uh oh.

Crashing into a large moving billboard of an arm holding a cone of ice cream, the impact dislocated the electronic arm and made the man lose his gripe.
Laughing nonstop, he falls only to catch himself on a thin window ledge while the large arms land on a couple of telephone wires.

Landing on a building, the caped crusader shot out a sturdier cable a couple of feet underneath the hanging arms. Meanwhile, the pro-heroine landed across the street on a fire escape and followed his example, creating a large X with their intersecting cables.