This chapter is a joke, I wanted to write an actual fic but.. I've got nothing.
So, you get stupid security breach vines instead. Maybe you'll get a good laugh out of it.
There is cursing, duh. And the Y/n in this, is the same Y/n from my Sunrise and Moondrop fanfics.
Enjoy my garbage writing~!
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Freddy: Hey how's my superstar?
Moon: *aggressive growling*
Freddy: Gah! Get your f*cking jester bitch!
Y/n: He don't bite.
Freddy: Bitch yes he do!
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Monty: *shoots ceiling light*
Roxy: This is why the fan base doesn't f*cking love you!
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Moondrop: I said who ever turned the lights off, your moms a hoe!
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Gregory: Do you know the answer to number four?
Sunny: Don't talk to me Gregory! I'm learning about snakes! I'm learning about snakes!
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Freddy: Remember superstar, you can be anything you want!
Gregory: I want to be the president!
Freddy: Aww, Why don't you try smaller things?
Gregory: Bitch you said I could be anything I want!
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Monty: Hey yo, its yo boy, skinny d*ck!
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Moondrop: Happy Halloween mother f*ckers, I'm going to stick my d*ck in a pumpkin!
Sunrise: 0_0
Y/n: ...Why.
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Roxy: He doesn't deserve you, if he doesn't treat you right, you're gone!
Chica: I'm gone!
Roxy: Now go chop his d*ck off!
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Vanessa: You better start telling the truth.
Moondrop: Is the light supposed to scare me or something?
Vanessa: *flips light on*
Sunrise: I killed her! Wait what!?
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Freddy: Does anyone here have a nickname they'd like to go by?
Chica: Young boo boo.
Freddy:..... No.
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Roxy: And remember that no one else can hate you more, than you already hate yourself.
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Chica: Hey guys, I've got an alternative to recycling a glass bottle! Just eat it, eat the f*cking bottle.
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Gregory: What's up guys! I'm here with Montgomery Gator, who's a f*cking piece of shit, asshole f*ck you!
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