Fnaf x reader oneshots.

Sun and moon writing dump.

I.. I have no idea. These are just a few ideas I had/dumb shit I thought of.

I'm a total simp I'll admit that. Don't mind me and my gallery filled with tons and tons of art of them.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. But, this is just some garbage that came to mind.

You all know the drill, shitty art work by me will be at the bottom since wattpad loves to be a bitch and remove it for some stupid ass reason.

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"Moon?"

"Hmm..?" He lifts his head from your chest.

"Do you have an ass?"

This causes the moon to let out a less than an attractive snort, before he bursts into a fit of laughter.

"What? I've walked behind you and you have no ass! How the hell do your pants stay on?"

The moon fails to reply, his laughter only getting louder, he slams his fist onto the floor.

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"...Sunny, if Moon can walk like a spider.. Just how flexible are you?" You ask randomly, looking up from your security tablet.

The jester tilts his head.

"Very? Why, do you want to find out?" He asks with an eye lidded grin.

You feel your cheeks flush. "N-no!"

The sun stands up, stretching his arms out. Cracking his knuckles, before is torso twists a full three sixty.

"Does this answer your question?" He asks, giggling as he looks up at you from between his own legs.

"Oh my god, stop it! Its weird! Go do your weird yoga somewhere else!"

This only makes his smile widen, he twists once again just so one of his legs are over his left shoulder. He wiggles his foot at you, the bells jingling.

"Ew stop!"

The sun snickers. "You asked!"

"No!"

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Sunny being 9'4, and me being barely 5'2.

"You are so cute!"

"Put me down." You sigh with a blush.

"But you're so small! How are you so tiny?" The sun giggles, holding you even tighter.

"...I'm not small.. You're massive. One of your legs is weighs more than me!"

"Just makes it easier to sweep you off your feet buttercup!"

"Damn it." You huff. "You're lucky I like you so much, or else I would have slapped you for picking me up."

"Glad to be your favorite sunbeam!"

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"If you feel lonely.."

".. I could be lonely with you."

.....

"Sunny..?"

"Yes sunbite?"

"You know I'm in the shower right?" You poke your head out of the curtain.

And sure enough, there he is, sitting on the edge of the sinks of the employees locker room. Grinning like and idiot.

"...yes?"