KakaObi (smut)

it isn't a dream, is it?

I was walking down the path towards Akatsuki back after a mission, I heard we got a new one.. I wasn't going to stay there, I just wanted to see what kind of traumatized idiot joined the Akatsuki. Let's mess with them a little. I knock on the door. and shout Madara's and the other members names while still knocking, I waited. but nothing, I tried using the door bell. I waited. but nothing again, I was about to reach out for the door knob. then suddenly it unlocks itself, it startled me at first but I recovered and I grab the door knob and it opens. I peeked through the door, before coming inside the house. "hello?? Newbie? Sasori? Deidara? anyone?!" I shouted, but nobody answered. I looked around for the house to find the light switch and saw one in the corner of the room, I walk to it and flip it on and saw their house was a mess. House or base it was like a small place for us to stay. I sigh at the sight I saw, I started to pick up the mess. I definitely wouldn't stay here I was here my whole life. I saw a piece of paper under the table, I tried reaching out for it. but I couldn't reach it, I sigh again. and I suddenly hit my head on the table. "ow..fuck", I hiss at the pain, and I suddenly heard somebody laugh. I looked around and saw nobody, then I notice a piece of paper at the table and saw it was a note. "strange. how come I didn't see it before?" I questioned myself, but I shrugged it off and took the paper and read it.

"dear Kakashi, I will be going to find all the Zetsu's today, I have another plan made up to rule this world. I will get you some hentai books, icha-icha paradise wasn't it? and I will try to cook some food with Hashirama. Don't tell anyone. I found out thanks to Kabuto Hasirama' is still alive. I have to learn it atleast. we're starving brother. and also, Kakashi please do your chores until I'm back like I asked you to do. and I almost forgot to mention that one of the Akatsuki members, Tobi, is coming here today, so please be good to him. he is wearing an orange mask. and please for fucks sake don't forget to do the
chores."

I read out loud. I gasped. Kakashi,.. here? It can't be. can it. I was in a short trance. then I grinned like the son of a bitch I was. I sat down the note where I saw it and go to the kitchen. I open the lights and saw no one but just kitchen things and some sake ingredients... "heh.. this man doesn't cook food but can make homemade sake I guess Madara was getting drunk today." I said, and head upstairs I saw two doors one on the left is blue and the one on the right is a dark red with a symbol on it. I first tried the blue door. I knock on the door and no answer. I tried to open it. but no avail, it was locked shut. I look back to see the dark red door. I walk towards it and tried knocking at it first, still no answer. then I grab the door knob and twisted it to open and it worked, peeked a little and saw a white haired ex-hidden leaf ninja on his bed sleeping soundly. "wow, kashi.. he has just turned into a lazy ass" I whispered and I thought of an idea, I smirked and quietly open the door just enough for me to enter I quietly close it and lock it. I tiptoe all the way to him, but suddenly I was tripped by something. it was a big ass whiskey bottle. the room smelled like vodka but I didn't mind it. Sake was better tho. I fell and landed on his clothes so I didn't made any noise, I picked myself up and crawl to him. once I'm there I looked at him he was just wearing a pitch black shirt and some grey shorts. "Bakashi is really asleep." I whispered, and notice something glowing on his body and chest.I lifted his shirt a little to just find a mark on his body and soul. The mark was black like a big tatto on his arms going on his chest and abs, It looked like they were Orochimaru's marks. That fucking snake was fast. But my sharingan and kamui was waiting for such a good treat."woah.. such a lost soul..." I said. I was still surprised to find him here after all. Half broken and.. hopeless but asleep. His face was covered by his usual mask, he changed, he became weak. I could feel it from his Sharingan. He didn't wanted to live, neither protect anyone anymore. How did he end up here. What are you doing here Kakashi. The only thing that didn't change, was the scar on his eye. I slowly sighed, giggled and looked at his marks more until I hear his voice and froze. "having fun down there masked lolipop~?" he said, but I just ignore it. he always called me an idiot back then, shortie or kid instead of my real name. Now it's mask. Masked man. Or orange lolipop. I bet he heard many things about me. I like my new name. Then I became curious about it more and reach for it, Kakashi suddenly stiffed up and jumped behind me and kicked my ass roughly just enough for me to lay down on my stomach. "what ya think your doing, masked man?" he said annoyed, I looked at him seductively. and lay down on my back and posed sexually. Made my high pitched anime school girl fallen in love with her senpai voice. "oh, come on Copy Cat,just this once~?" I said, and sit up and put my hand infront of my heart. "but if you don't trust me, you can hold on to my Marks and wounded soul too." I purred, and winked. he sighed and said something I didn't quite understand, then he used his own hands and jutsu signs wich I couldn't quite understand. He got new ones? Like that pathetic ass attack on one of his students. I felt no need to read it with my sharingan. then suddenly I feel something grab my nonexisting heart, my own lost soul. "fine. but don't do anything stupid, annoying lolipop." he said seriously as he removed his eye patch to reveal just a red left eye. his mismatched eyes looked at me, one red, one onyx black. I gulp and ready myself. 'that copy-cat is dead serious.' I thought, as he slowly sits down. I got up and I took a deep breath, and relaxed myself. "don't be worried too much copy-cat~" I said, and reach inside his shirt to his abs then to his marks. I squeeze his flesh gently and he flinches a little and I felt my wounds and old scars on my half body squeeze too, I gasp for air and started to cough a little. The sharingan's share had many side affects. On both of us. "hey, mind if you loosen up a little?" I said, trying not to cough anymore. "you" he huffed, " first, stupid mask" he huffed and breathed weakly, trying to catch some air.