SCP-9834: Ghost of an Extinguished World

Time to move on. NOT.

The gang are chilling in their chambers, waiting for an opportunity to appear before them.

"Rrrrgh! How much longer do we have to wait? We're just sitting on our asses doing nothing!" Cerberus is getting frustrated. He's the only one who stood up nights trying to figure out where the other pieces are. 

"Calm yourself. I understand your anger, but we're told to stay put until we get more news." Lilith says. 

"Hmph. Well they better hurry the fuck up!" He grumbles as he plays with the new handgun the Foundation provided him. It's a weapon that recognizes whether it's an enemy or ally when aimed at the target. If it's friendly, then it doesn't shoot. Preventing friendly fire and possible self harm.

The chamber door opens and Simon steps in with files on head. "Good morning, everyone!" She cheerfully greets. Cerberus runs up to her.

"Have they found the location of the part yet? Or are we going to explore uncharted territory that might have it!?" He says excitedly.

"O-Oh no. Nothing like that." She nods to someone. Kai restrains his arms and slams him against the wall.

"Ack! What's going on!?" He screams. Simon injects something in his neck.

"I'm sorry. I'm very sorry." She keeps apologizing as his vision is consumed by darkness.

"...J..da...Jor..an...Jordan!" He wakes up. The first thing he noticed was his long dreads blocking his eyes. He feels the leathery texture he is sitting on. He looks out the window, they're on a highway. "Welcome back, sleepy head. That must've been some dream you were having." His mother says in the driver seat.

"...Yeah. It felt like it was the wildest shit in my life. Wish I could remember what it was." He yawns.

"Oh man. If you did, you could've made a novel out of it." She giggles.

"No kidding. Where are we going?"

"Come on, Jordie. You already forgot? We're going to meet your father for his birthday party."

"....Wait a minute. Didn't you say that dad died before I was born?" He asks. Something is off. He looks at the backseat. "Where's Jorge?" 

"He was left behind." She faces him. He recoils in surprise when he sees her crimson eyes. "Just like the rest of humanity! KAAAAAJAJAJA!!!" 

"Apakht! Newi!" He shouts, but she doesn't appear.

"Aww. I'm sorry, son. You can't summon your Protector in dreams." She smirks.

"Dream...OH SHIT! Now I remember! Simon injected me with something and knocked me out." He's trying to process the situation. "Why aren't you attacking me right now?"

"Must our encounter be violent? Nah. Sometimes we have to, as you humans say, chill for a bit." 

"There's nothing chill about trying to summon the Scarlet King and enslaving humanity!"

She rolls her eyes. "Yes. Our goals do conflict, but that doesn't mean we can't have a conversation until then. So tell me, what's been going on lately?"

Cerberus groans but might as well entertain her for a bit. "The Foundation has been trying to get me laid for science."

She laughs. "And you have a problem with that? You know most men and women would kill to be in your position."

"Well they fuck a watermelon for all I care. I didn't suffer all those atrocities just to get my dick wet! Fuck sakes."

Apakht becomes serious. "Shouldn't you take this as a reward for those struggles? I'm taking full advantage of what this world offers before the inevitable conquest. I've learned so much! And you should treat yourself too." Cerberus cannot believe he's actually getting genuine advice from her. "But if you're still being a bitch about it, I can help you out."

"Really? How very generous of you." He says sarcastically. 

"I am not one of his brides if I wasn't otherwise. But I need you to WAKE UUUUUUUUP!!" Another vehicle is coming towards them.

"AAAAAAAAH!!!" Cerberus yells to the high heavens. 

"Cerberus! It's okay! You're fine." Mary comforts him. He is naked on his bed with his arms and legs cuffed on the frames. Out of courtesy, they left his white robe on. 

"Ungh! The fuck is happening!?" He tries to break the cuffs. No luck. 

"The Foundation wanted to proceed with the experiment. Without taking any chances, they put a something field that protects us from otherworldly intruders and binded you as an extra precaution." Mary explains as a matter of factly. 

"...God dammit. I guess this was bound to happen." He sighs. "Okay. Who will be my fuck buddy?"

"I volunteered to be your partner."

"Tch. No offense, but you would've been my fourth choice."

"Excuse me?"

"Simon, Lilith, I'm into mommies. I have preferences. Just like I'm sure you do. So in conclusion, it's better for you to find someone you trust wi-!!" He gets cut off by Mary pressing her lips against his. They stay like that for a couple seconds, before she breaks the kiss.

"I'm sorry. You were saying something important?" She smiles while gazing at him with her bedroom eyes.

Rrrrgh! It's always the religious nuts that are the kinkiest! He blushes deeply. 

"Hm? Oh! It went up." She points at his dick.

"Body reaction. Why must the mind and body be separate entities?" Cerberus groans. Mary gets closer. "Hey hey hey. Can you keep your curiosity in check?"

"...What am I supposed to do with it?" She tries to reach it.

"Don't rub it!" He panics. She recoils in surprise.

"Rub it." Someone says through the intercom.

"I hate you, Freud!!" He lets it all out. She goes for the dick again. Fucking Christ, Apakht! If you got something planned, please let the miracle happen right now!!

There's an explosion at the entrance of the chamber. A figure emerges from the dust that formed. She is a tall woman with a Hawaiian shirt, a white hat, red pants and black dress shoes. She is reloading a revolver with a disturbing grin on her face.

"You know, it's funny. I wouldn't have minded if it was Lily instead." She places the cartridge back in its place. "But this is a tad bit too far, don't ya think?"

"YES!" Cerberus quickly reacts. He notices Mary's reaction. "I mean, oh noooooo."