Cerberus, Mary and Kai are in the garage where they station the vehicles. Cerberus is tuning up their van, while Mary is next to him with the toolbox.
"Screwdriver." He says. She hands him the tool and he goes back to installing a new battery. "There we go!" He slams the hood shut. "Turn it on." He commands Kai, who revs the van up. "Hahaha! Yes! You hear that purr?"
"What did you do?" Mary asks.
He taps the top. "This baby can now run for two hundred miles per hour without overheating." He directs the attention to the wheels. "These can handle any terrain and don't wear as easily."
"Is the paint job also necessary?" She is referring to the eccentric art on the art. It has a writing that spells 'P.E.T'. Each letter has a reference of their Protectors.
"Yeah. It's important to let them know who's rolling. The Protector Extermination Team. Took me weeks to come up." He puffs his chest.
"That's fucking stupid." Kai says.
Cerberus pulls out a pen and paper. "That's fucking stupid." He writes it down. "Don't worry. Your criticism will be reviewed by the department." He crumples it and throws the paper in the trash basket. Which he misses. "I hope that clears it up. OH MY GOD!" He notices that the exhaust pipe is a little loose. "I must fix this." He pulls out the phone to play music and gets to work.
Mary sighs. Kai opens the door and snatches her inside. Kai is on top of her. "You know, I've been getting heated and that bastard is too much of a pussy. So you'll have to do." She licks her lips. Mary kisses her, which surprises her. Kai pulls her away. "...You're a weird one."
"Well I have needs too." Mary winks. Kai closes the door and they proceed to have sex inside the van, causing it to rock back forth. Making it difficult for Cerberus to work.
"God dammit. They just couldn't control themselves." He groans.
Iris comes into the garage and approaches him. "Hey." She notices the vehicle rocking back and forth. "Are they-?"
"Yup. It's not like I can give them any privacy." He sighs.
She sits next to him. "Here." She hands him two photographs. One shows a fragment of the key lodged in some engine. The other shows the vehicle. A blue Ford Anglia 105e to be specific.
"This is SCP-3470. So the fragment is inside it." He grins. "This is perfect! That means it's in New Mexico."
"That's what they told me."
Cerberus bangs on the door. "Hey! Get that shit done! We gotta go now!" He opens the door to find them naked on top of each other covered in sweat.
"...We'll get ready." Mary says. Cerberus and Iris sigh while shaking their heads.
Cibola National Park
The whole crew are driving around the Park for SCP-3470. Cerberus is behind the wheel. "How hard is it to find a hungry bastard?" He groans.
"It's probably the damn van that screams 'We are here to kill you'." Kai says.
"Remember our cover, please. We're just cosplayers going to a DnD session." He says.
"I still don't understand what that means." Mary says.
"It's a game where people play pretend." Lily explains.
"Maybe we can play a session some other time." Iris says. Mary claps
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SCP-9834: Ghost of an Extinguished World
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