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Amy: *points at knuckles* THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at tan well tinted skin,look at the killer shapes he's In. Look at slightly stubbly chin,oh please he's gay,totally gay!

Shadow:I'm not about to celebrate,every trait could indacte a totally straight expotriate,this guy's not gay I say not gay.

Everyone (minus team sonic bassiclly.):that's is the elephant in the room or is It relevant to assume that man who wears perfume is automatically-radiclly fey?

Silver: *grabs knuckles dreadlocks* but look at his soft and crispy locks!

Amy: LOOK AT HIS FRIVKING HANDS

shadow: there's the enternal apradox... Look what were seeing.

Rouge: what are we seeing?

Shadow: is he gay....

Amy: OF COURSE HES GAY!

shadow: or Germacin.

Silence

Everyone: OHHHH....

Silence

Everyone: gay or Germacin? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or Germacin? *Looks at tails*

Tails: ...well hey don't look at me.

Blaze: you see they bring there boys in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports in-

Everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! gay or forgein fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Amy: oh please.

Everyone: gay or Germacin,so many shades of gray!

Silver: depending on the time of day the french go etheir way.

Everyone: is he gay or Germacin or-

Blaze: THERE RIGHT THERE! look at the condescending smirk,seen it on every guy at work. THAT IS A METEO-HETRO JERK! that's guys not gay,I say no way.

Everyone: that is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume-

Amy: is automatically,radically...

Shadow: ironically chronically..

Rouge: certinally pertenilly..

Silver: genetically medically..

Everyone: GAY! OFFICALLY GAY OFFICALLY GAY GAY GAY-

Insert knuxouge pic here

Everyone: DAMN IT! Gay or Germacin?

Shadow: so stylish and relaxed..

Everyone: is he gay or Germacin?

Amy: but they bring there boys up different it is culturally diverse- it's not a fashion curse

Everyone: if he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Amy: yet his accent is hypnotic.. but his shoes have Legos on them.

Everyone: huh. Gay or Germacin? So many shades of gray!

Rouge: but if he turns out straight I'm free on 8 on Saturday~!

Everyone: is he gay or Germacin? Gay or Germacin? GAY OR GER-

tails: wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy..I have an idea I'd like to try.

Shadow: the floor is yours.

Tails: so Mr knuckles the echidna...this alleged flirting Ms rouge has been going on for..?

Knuckles: 2 years?

Tails: and your first name again is..?

Knuckles: knuckles.

Tails: and your boyfriends name is..?

Knuckles: sonic.

Everyone: *GASPETH*

knuckles: I- I SORRY! I MISUNDERSTAND! YOU SAY BOYFRIEND I THOUGHT YOU SAY BESTFRIEND! sonic is my...best friend.

Sonic: YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! that's it! I no cover for you no more! PEOPLES! I HAVE A BIG ANNOUCEMNT! This man is gay AND Germacin!

Everyone: WHOA

sonic: and netheir is disgrace-

Everyone: oh

Sonic: you could've stopped you thing and completely closet case!

Everyone: D'OH

sonic: it's me not her he's seeing,no matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. *looks back at knuckles* YOU ARE SO GAY YOU BIG PARFAIT YOU- *I don't know what the lyrics say here I apolgize*

Knuckles: IM STRAIGHT-

sonic: you were not yesterday. *Looks back at everyone* so if I may..I'm proud to say- HES GAY!

everyone: AND GERMACIN!

sonic: HES GAY!

everyone: AND GERMACIN!

Sonic: HES GAY!

everyone: AND GERMACIN! AND GAY!

knuckles: FINE OK IM GAY!

everyone: HOOORAYYYYYYYYYY

(This took forever 😔)

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