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Amy: *points at knuckles* THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at tan well tinted skin,look at the killer shapes he's In. Look at slightly stubbly chin,oh please he's gay,totally gay!
Shadow:I'm not about to celebrate,every trait could indacte a totally straight expotriate,this guy's not gay I say not gay.
Everyone (minus team sonic bassiclly.):that's is the elephant in the room or is It relevant to assume that man who wears perfume is automatically-radiclly fey?
Silver: *grabs knuckles dreadlocks* but look at his soft and crispy locks!
Amy: LOOK AT HIS FRIVKING HANDS
shadow: there's the enternal apradox... Look what were seeing.
Rouge: what are we seeing?
Shadow: is he gay....
Amy: OF COURSE HES GAY!
shadow: or Germacin.
Silence
Everyone: OHHHH....
Silence
Everyone: gay or Germacin? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or Germacin? *Looks at tails*
Tails: ...well hey don't look at me.
Blaze: you see they bring there boys in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports in-
Everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! gay or forgein fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Amy: oh please.
Everyone: gay or Germacin,so many shades of gray!
Silver: depending on the time of day the french go etheir way.
Everyone: is he gay or Germacin or-
Blaze: THERE RIGHT THERE! look at the condescending smirk,seen it on every guy at work. THAT IS A METEO-HETRO JERK! that's guys not gay,I say no way.
Everyone: that is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume-
Amy: is automatically,radically...
Shadow: ironically chronically..
Rouge: certinally pertenilly..
Silver: genetically medically..
Everyone: GAY! OFFICALLY GAY OFFICALLY GAY GAY GAY-
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Everyone: DAMN IT! Gay or Germacin?
Shadow: so stylish and relaxed..
Everyone: is he gay or Germacin?
Amy: but they bring there boys up different it is culturally diverse- it's not a fashion curse
Everyone: if he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.
Amy: yet his accent is hypnotic.. but his shoes have Legos on them.
Everyone: huh. Gay or Germacin? So many shades of gray!
Rouge: but if he turns out straight I'm free on 8 on Saturday~!
Everyone: is he gay or Germacin? Gay or Germacin? GAY OR GER-
tails: wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy..I have an idea I'd like to try.
Shadow: the floor is yours.
Tails: so Mr knuckles the echidna...this alleged flirting Ms rouge has been going on for..?
Knuckles: 2 years?
Tails: and your first name again is..?
Knuckles: knuckles.
Tails: and your boyfriends name is..?
Knuckles: sonic.
Everyone: *GASPETH*
knuckles: I- I SORRY! I MISUNDERSTAND! YOU SAY BOYFRIEND I THOUGHT YOU SAY BESTFRIEND! sonic is my...best friend.
Sonic: YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! that's it! I no cover for you no more! PEOPLES! I HAVE A BIG ANNOUCEMNT! This man is gay AND Germacin!
Everyone: WHOA
sonic: and netheir is disgrace-
Everyone: oh
Sonic: you could've stopped you thing and completely closet case!
Everyone: D'OH
sonic: it's me not her he's seeing,no matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. *looks back at knuckles* YOU ARE SO GAY YOU BIG PARFAIT YOU- *I don't know what the lyrics say here I apolgize*
Knuckles: IM STRAIGHT-
sonic: you were not yesterday. *Looks back at everyone* so if I may..I'm proud to say- HES GAY!
everyone: AND GERMACIN!
sonic: HES GAY!
everyone: AND GERMACIN!
Sonic: HES GAY!
everyone: AND GERMACIN! AND GAY!
knuckles: FINE OK IM GAY!
everyone: HOOORAYYYYYYYYYY
(This took forever 😔)
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RANDOM GOOFY SCENES WITH SONIC CHARTERS (And Maybe Sad Ones From Time To Time
Randomdon't expect this to post much,I just made this out of boredom. btw don't be scared to submit ideas!!