Chapter 1: Soccer Practice

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It was a normal day at the elementary school. Brendon and Coach MCGuirk were having their usual conversation about their "goings on" as if they were father and son. Brendon was telling the soccer coach that he was struggling to think of a good movie idea after what happened with the failed movie from ages ago. "Well, can't you just make it up as you go along?" MCGuirk asked before lifting his latest adult magazine over his face. "Well. That's the problem, Coach... I can't think of anything! I even stayed up until 2 in the morning just to wait for something to just come to me." Brendon replied as he rubbed his eyes. 


"Yknow, Brendon. I'm gonna be going to a comedy club tonight. Maybe you could film me and you'll finally have some new content." MCGuirk suggested. Brendon was about to reply before he was grabbed by the collar and lifted off his seat. "Yeah, Brendon. Why don't you join us!" A pitched voice said. Brendon turned his head and realized that it was Shannon that was holding him in the air. "Shannon?! What are you doing here?!" Brendon screamed before being dropped on the ground. "Well, Small. Your soccer coach came to me and told me about his little stand up plan." Shannon explained. "He paid me a fuckton of money if I would participate in his act, so if you're willing to film our star studded performance, I'll be willing to split my money with you. So are you in or out?" The bully said filing his nails. Brendon contemplated this offer, but ultimately agreed since he would be getting money out of this. "You got it. When will you be performing?" Brendon asked getting up off the ground. 


"Pretty late at night, I'd say 10:30?" MCguirk said. Brendon was obviously annoyed that he'd have to pull another late night escapade. "Well, I'll do it for the money. Though I'd need to think of a good way to sneak out of my room..." Brendon responded. "You know, Brendon....I think I might have a way to help you sneak out." Shannon suggested. "Take me to your place after school and I'll show you." He then walked away, leaving Brendon and MCGuirk to further discuss the comedy routine. 


This would be the least of their problems.... 

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