Me: *walks into Draco's mansion after 2 months*
Dracooo?
Draco: Can't I have any privacy in my own home as well??
Me: Draco you have another question.
Draco: We haven't done those in a while...
Me: Yeah of course 'cuz you turned them down.
Draco: *mumbles* I swear if it is another ship question.
Me: I heard that. And your wish will sadly not be coming true.
Draco: ....
Me: Good. The question's from Mira. Question: "Are you in love with your apple?"
Draco: Who and why the fucking hell would anyone ask me that question??
Me: Apparently, you have been seen with a apple a couple of times. The ship we made is Drapple and it's so popular you wouldn't believe it.
Draco: LIKE SERIOUSLY??? DRAPPLE???
Me: Yesh
Draco: I'd rater date harry then an apple...
Me: Oooooooh then it's true then?
Draco: What's true?
Me: THEN IT'S TRUE YOU LOVE HARRYYYYYYY????
Draco: I SAID NO.
Me: Nah I don't believe you.
Draco: Well whatever. I'm not gay that's final.
Me: WELL DO YOU LOVE YOUR APPLE OR NOT???
Draco: I won't tell you...
Me: Fine then, I'll turn u into a blonde ferret then.
Draco: AAAAAH NO NOT AGAIN.
Me: Draco just answer the god damn question because I got a date to go to...
Draco: Ok ok. Jeez...
No of course I don't love my apple. It's just that 'an apple a day keeps the healer away.'
Me: Or is it that 'an apple a day lets everyone know I'm taken'?
Draco: Seriously?? That doesn't even rhyme.
Me: Ok you know what? I'm all dried up right now soooo. BYE.
Draco: *mumbles* Good riddance...
Me: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE FERRET! *turns malfoy into ferret*
Draco (now ferret): Squekkkkk
Me: Serves you right...
