Bruno oneshots because I'm a little bitch

playboy bunny! reader SMUT

(The 🍋 indicates the hot sexy sex starting guys omg)

Bruno wasn't all that fond of being around people and conversating, but that damn well included parties.

That all changed when Pepa convinced him to visit a strip club far off from town, all three of them managing to convince Mom that they were "going off to propose."

She was convinced, thinking they'd spread the bloodline and come back with golden rings.

Pepa grabbed Felix, smiling up at him. Sure, she was in her 20s, but she knew he was the one. Julieta was on good terms with Agustín, inviting him over kindly.

Bruno sat in a crummy vehicle droven by Felix, who was singing some estupida cancion romantica, making the curly haired brother groan. Sure, he was happy, but both of his sisters third wheeled him ROUGH.

Julieta obliviously touched her friends chest, complimenting his outfit. Agustín flushed red, fanning himself off as he tried to take the compliment.

It felt like forever sitting in the car window seat, seeing trees and small buildings. Finally, he perked up once he saw the building.

Beforehand, Pepa asked Bruno to predict if something special would happen between them. In which he responded, "I checked, the only interesting thing that would happen is our hermana, and... me."

She gasped, making him expect a thundercloud to shock him away. Thankfully, she only grinned and shook him, "well hey, now you can finally get alguien con quien salir!"

Bruno thanked her, despite the disgusted feeling rising in him. What if he met you, and you didn't react the right way? He only saw a drunken Agustín kissing Julieta, then himself shaking hands with... you.

He couldn't tell what your face looked like, but hoped it was just some... strange interaction.

Walking into the building, his siblings ran off to different places to check out the place. It was the first time they went out of town, and to a strip club no less!

"Yo solo ... voy a ir aquí." Bruno awkwardly mumbled to himself, sitting in a nearby chair. He sighed, shutting his eyes and tabbing his temples. He let his neck crave up, staring at the roof. The room was by itself, and nobody seemed to be in it... which left perfect space to be alone.

Or so he thought..

"Uhm, hey? Don't you gotta pay for a room?" A voice rang out, making the male's eyes shoot open. He was met by your face, instantly jolting and slamming again the wall.

"UHM- l-lo siento mucho-" he froze again, seeing you. You were currently styling on a cute bunny outfit, the leather fabric sticking onto your skin, squeezing your body so well. It took a bit before he realized-

"Y/N?!"

Bruno covered his eyes, trying to find the doorknob to leave. You only stood there, glancing down at your body. You flushed a bit, realizing your crush just caught you and your side gig.

You never really came into Encanto unless you needed some extra cash, going in to help out some townsfolk gaining money any way you could. You both met because you were running some pest assassination gig, cornering a rat.

You pounced, grabbing ahold of its neck and holding its neck. "Aha!" You were reaching into your pocket for a weapon, being met with nothing.

Then a faint cough met you, making you turn and meet the most lovely looking man ever. He was glaring at you, eyes green. You dropped the rat immediately, running off with a scream, "damn it! I just wanted some cash, not to get murdered!"