My Brain:

Umm chile

~"So basically..you want me to guess the character shown-?"~

Y e s . . 

~"Aight bet!"~

~"AYYY IT'S THAT TRESPASSING BLUE MIDGET, YEAH HIS NAME IS GARLIC!"~

~"What kind of person wears that?! Yeah her name is Jessica"~

Why Jessica?

~"Because ima Jes-stick-a pole down her throat!"~  ((I LEGIT MADE THAT UP, IT MAKES NO SENSE-))

~"Ooo this guy has a gun, Pico"~

How do you know-

~"I think this is the genderbend version of Pikuni"~

~"These are the kids who always somehow manage to find they're way into my parallel universe, Skelly and Pumpkin"~

~"Oh h*ll no this b*tch looks like her mom-"~

~"WT* IS THAT?!"~

~"Isn't this guy supposed to be pixelated? Senpai? The version I saw was Kohai-"~

~"A funking oreo"~