The green hottie opened his brown eyeballs as he awoke from his hot king slumber he sat up burped and suddenly he felt something in his booty hole "uh oh I feel one coming hehe" BYTTTEJSUWCSHSXWUAVSTAICW IF AAAUSUG he farted "hehe oopies" he got out of bed and went to his bathroom where a tub full of brown mud awaited him "I love mud baths" he got in and the cool mud made him tingle he had an urge to pee he got out mud dripping on the floor as he went to the toilet he went to unzip his pants and chuckled as he realized he wasn't wearing any he looked down and stared at his massive pp "wow I have such a big pp haha that's why the ladies love me" his pp looked like a thick arm he went to pee and missed the toilet "oopsies" he felt his tummy rumble he looked down and saw his 7252252828 pack glistening from the mud he was ripped "I'm hungry" he treated himself to some eyeballs he loved the feeling of the gooey balls sliding down his throat ticking him as they went down I want love Shrek suddenly confessed I'm lonely in this shack all by myself I need love.......
Authors note : ya I'm so good at writing Ik this is not satire btw I hate people who make satire things like cant I have feeling for shrek without hate smh we'll see u in the next chapter guys maybe Dora (OF AGE DORA) will come in 👀
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Our love (Elmo x shrek end ship)
RomansaYou read the title idiot also since I like care so much about this fanfic I will be putting absolutely no effort into punctuation luv ya enjoy <3
