Ducks And Rabbits

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Antonio: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Dolores: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Bruno: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Dolores: We’re not talking about flavour, Bruno!
Bruno: Flavour counts!
Dolores: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Luisa: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Dolores: Okay, but-
Luisa: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Bruno: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Dolores: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, BRUNO!
Bruno: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, DOLORES!
Antonio: I- Jesus-

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