Monster Coffee

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Dolores: Today at 7 am, Bruno poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Luisa: I watched Bruno brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Mirabel: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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