Isabella Is High (original)

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Luisa: GUYS ISABELLA IS POSEASED

Mirabel: WHAT

Dolores: pooseased

Luisa: ITS REALLY SCARY

Dolores: What's going on

Luisa: SHES HIGH
Luisa: AND EATING STRAWBERRIES
Luisa: AND TWERKING ON THE GROUND

Dolores: High on what
Dolores: Fucking paper???

Luisa: A VAPE

Dolores: snitch on her lol
Dolores: it'll be funny

Mirabel: honestly I'm not even surprised
Mirabel: but who tf gets so high they decide to twerk

Luisa: HER 😭
Luisa: I have just been informed that the vape has weed in it

Mirabel: that makes sense
Mirabel: wait
Mirabel: WTF KINDA WEED DOES THAT

Luisa: huh
Luisa: big word

Mirabel: genuinely curoous

Luisa: curoous

Dolores: you think luisa knows that

Mirabel: what kinda strain makes you so blitxzed that you decide to twerk

Dolores: she can't even count to ten

Mirabel: true

Luisa: stfu
Luisa: shes threatening me over strawberries

Dolores: slap her she can't do shit back she's built like a cereal box

Mirabel: LMAO
Mirabel: shes gonna see like three of you and try to punch the wrong one and fall over because she's so fucking high

Dolores: "guys how do I punch?"

Luisa: shes twerking on a cat now
Luisa: and on the ground

Dolores: how does she twerk if she has no ass

Mirabel: LMAO

Luisa: fair point

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