Happy because he now had rights, Gquirps walked out of the Barnes and Noble.
There stood Rishi Sunak.
Rishi Sunak was staring at Lquirps, who had finished reading his book and was now trying to walk to the bathroom so he-he didn't poo-poo in his pants-pants.
"Oh boy this is gonna be a disaster oop *fart* oooooh *fart* oh this is not good who knew that reading books make you need-need a toilet?" Aquorps said, stinky.
Rishi Sunak walked up to him.
"Ohmigosh man, you scared me! Don'tcha know neverta sneak up on a man WHO NEEDS TA POOPIE?" Wquirps said.
"You suck." Rishi Sunak said.
"I KNOW I SUCK, BUT I SUCK EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR AND I ONLY NEED TO POOP TODAY!" Tquirps said.
"I'm gonna p-"
"NO DON'T PUNT ME INTO THE SUN." Iquirps said.
Rishi Sunak punted him into the sun.
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Squirps Goes to Barnes and Noble
FanficA story about Squirps going to Barnes and Noble The season premiere of a massive universe of stories Season 1: Original work: https://www.wattpad.com/story/204419630-dimentio-goes-to-walmart Second work: https://www.wattpad.com/story/220353587-mimi...