Squirps Goes to Barnes and Noble

Chapter 2: Inside Barnes and Noble

There were shelves and shelves and shelves and shelves and squirvs of shelves. Those shelves had books!

And some of those shelves had police officers. Squimps had murdered a car if you don't remember that, and now he was on the run from the law. If he wanted to be not guilty, he needed a lawyer!

"LAWYER BOOKS!" Squilps said. He realized that it would be easy to be not guilty if he read a lawyer book and got a lawyer. So, he walked with his stupid legs over to the shelve that had the word "lawyer books" above it.

Squiwps picked up a book, opened it, and there was a lawyer! The lawyer was in a suit, and he had hair.

"Hello green idiot." The lawyer said.

"Hello lawyer! Make me not guilty." Squinps said.

Squerps was not guilty after that. The lawyer and the police officers disappeared into nothing. It was then that Squarps discovered the big power that books had. If you read something in a book, it is real.

Squorps made other things be real. He read book on Harry Potter, and then there was a wizard! He read a book on Avengers, and then, purple guy showed up and snapped Harry Potter's neck. He read a book on explosions and purple guy exploded. But then Sqoerps made a huge mistake! He read a book on death.

"...My life has lead up to this." Sqaerps said with regret. He had lived a long life that was horrible because he sucked. He felt the life leaving his body like a person leaving a restaurant.

"I WISH I HAD NEVER GONE TO WALMART OR SAID THINGS TO TIPPI OR SUCKED. THEN MAYBE I WOULDN'T DIE IN BARNES AND NOBLE." Sqierps said.

Then, Sqyerps got further in death. There was no more life in his eyes. His eyes no longer existed. In fact, he got so close to dying that he didn't even suck anymore. Because people who are dead do not suck.

Somebody came close to Sluirps and sat down next to him. And because they sat down on butterfly legs, it was Tippi! She had read a book on forgiveness.

"Forgiveness is real." Tippi said.

"Yay. Can life be real?" Swuirps said.

"Sure." Tippi said.

Tippi walked (butterfly legs) over to the shelf with the life books. Because of forgiveness, she picked (butterfly arms) up a book on life and read (butterfly eyes) about life. Life? You guessed it. Was real.

"Thanks for that. If it weren't for you reading, I would not have life." Sbuirps said. He appreciated life. With more life, he could do more things. There would be so many things that he couldn't do if he was dead. Unfortunately he still was the worst sooooo

"Do not thank me. Thank books." Tippi said.

"Thank you books." Svuirps said.

The Barnes and Noble was clearly a place of magic. There were any kind of book that you wanted. And by reading, what you wanted become real. Anything that you want, even if that thing is spicy chip, it exists in a book. The moral of the story is to go to Barnes and Noble and to buy a book from Barnes and Noble.

"I learned a moral today!" Pquirps said.

"Cool." Tippi said.

"Are you going to buy a book from Barnes and Noble before you leave?" Tippi said (butterfly mouth).

"Yes." Oquirps said, his nonexistent eyes looking at a book on gay rights.